Safety Pins, hair & romantic declarations

People should have more respect for cliches…even the over done lesbian type ones. Don’t panic…the u-haul has not been rented yet and there are no turkey basters in the kitchen. However, the “dreamer” & I (hello, this is Spike)have made with the most infamous of “L words”. While it has only been a month & 1/2 since we met it has been a hell of a lot longer in the dreamer/Spike time zone and for the record, a month & 1/2 does equal 6 months in lesbian time.
In between passionate rounds of…err..[Bible study]…I opened my big fat mouth and uttered the phrase that stops the hearts of men & melts the hearts of the sapphic sisterhood. For the next 30 seconds, my body froze and I lived in a kind of anxious state that I hope to never visit again. Lucky for me, your “dreamer” reciprocated in a most sincere and beautiful way and our fates were sealed.
So, to the “dreamer’s” OD family, I would like to say this, “don’t worry, don’t fret…don’t even ruminate…she is in very good hands. And, for the record, I do love her…very much and I know that this is the start of something truly beautiful. Now that I have fallen into some kind of diabetic coma due to the saccharine nature of this entry, I must bid you, “goodnight.” Peace & love,
Spike