The tweet vortex pt 2

If the BBC don’t commission a series of Pulse they are a bunch of fucking idiots
Fri Jun 04 2010 22:52:45 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Finally, finally got my ticket sorted. #ragefactor
Fri Jun 04 2010 12:07:51 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

…male bonding
Fri Jun 04 2010 00:17:30 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

An overweight, over the hill, nicotine stained borderline alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with…
Fri Jun 04 2010 00:16:11 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Finally talked to See Tickets. Have to wait till Sat to possibly arrange on day collection. GRRRR! #ragegig #ragefactor
Thu Jun 03 2010 17:15:50 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Still no bloody #ragefactor tickets. Can’t get through to @seetickets either…
Thu Jun 03 2010 12:47:50 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Not a true flashmob, but that Eurovision thing was epic
Thu Jun 03 2010 00:02:42 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

So, what happens if Benitez refuses the severence package?
Wed Jun 02 2010 22:38:38 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Fuck me. Luther just keeos getting better and better
Wed Jun 02 2010 21:18:07 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

I love it when I can win an argument with the bank. Let’s see him wriggle out of this one!
Wed Jun 02 2010 12:37:29 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Fuck! Still no #ragefactor ticket!
Wed Jun 02 2010 11:27:00 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Got through a full pack of tissues in a day. I’m guessing that’s not a good thing…
Tue Jun 01 2010 22:57:56 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

“If any man is not free, then I too am a small pie made of chicken”
Tue Jun 01 2010 12:51:55 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Really wish I was watching #eurovision. Ah well, will aquire on Tuesday…
Sat May 29 2010 21:02:46 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Hmmmm. Not sure about the ladybugs on my new lighter…
Sat May 29 2010 12:07:37 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Yay! sayeth I for the iPlayers new automatic download feature
Fri May 28 2010 13:08:28 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

A recent poll shows that six out of seven dwarves aren’t happy
Fri May 28 2010 12:41:02 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

So, I can currently get to the Rage gig, but not actually get in…
Fri May 28 2010 12:01:01 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

“I’m not sure that’s ethical.” “It’s not, it’s vodka.”
Thu May 27 2010 11:38:04 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

I really think I’m going to like this new version of the iPlayer
Thu May 27 2010 09:46:52 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

You don’t like me and my clown, I can see I make you frown. When on earth will all this end? I’m you’re friend, you’re only friend.
Wed May 26 2010 18:53:24 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Anyone fancy giving me feedback on a story?
Wed May 26 2010 15:05:00 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

RT @jamesmoran Stage 1: Do rough draft. Stage 2: Convince yourself it’s utter rubbish. Stage 3: Realise it’s not that bad. Stage 4: Fix it.
Wed May 26 2010 12:51:22 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Happy #towelday to all hoopy froods everywhere!
Tue May 25 2010 16:58:10 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s son, and I’m only plucking pheasants ’til the pheasant plucker comes
Tue May 25 2010 14:25:16 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

RT @simonblackwell The Queen, of course, by tradition is allowed to take into the House of Lords a Ginsters and a latte.
Tue May 25 2010 11:14:34 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

About what I expected from a Chris Chibnal episode. Sadly, not a compliment. And I still think the theme tune sucks. #drwho
Sat May 22 2010 19:05:24 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

So, did the union run busses to take people from Final Fling to Wembley?
Sat May 22 2010 17:34:59 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Well, so much for giving blood. Still got my certificate and badge though
Fri May 21 2010 17:36:15 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Worse thing about using Chrome? You have to be told about things like Google Pac-Man
Fri May 21 2010 16:30:29 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Harry Potter and the tricky maths problem #lesserbooks
Fri May 21 2010 15:49:33 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

The Tracey Emin Code #lesserbooks
Fri May 21 2010 15:32:31 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

IT’S TOO FRAKKING HOT OUTSIDE! Besides, everyone seems to have turned a rather disturbingly bright shade of orange…
Fri May 21 2010 14:33:37 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Honestly think England shirts will be banned in pubs? Get in touch, I’ve got a lake for sale complete with monster…
Wed May 19 2010 13:50:03 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t.
Tue May 18 2010 19:50:45 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

If we’re going to die, then let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band
Mon May 17 2010 17:55:26 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

RT @ParmoSam Crossword clue : Hostile behaviour. Begins with V, 8 letters. Hey, fancy that ‘violence’ is sometimes the answer.
Sun May 16 2010 16:25:33 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Trying to decide between two stories for a comp. Anyone feel like reading them and giving me advice?
Sat May 15 2010 12:24:30 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Nothing better than a bit of Rage Against The Machine followed by Turtle Power
Wed May 12 2010 16:44:09 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

RT @mark29891 RT @deadlexicon: If abortion is murder, masturbation is a massacre…
Wed May 12 2010 12:42:58 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

RT @markthomasinfo The Etonian themed government continues: Theresa May as home Secretary…ah that’s who’s playing matron.
Wed May 12 2010 12:24:59 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Well, fuck. This is taking the 80’s revival a wee bit too far, isn’t it? #ge2010
Tue May 11 2010 20:58:54 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

To be honest I’m quite suprised the U.S Army hasn’t invaded and installed a new democratic government for us.
Tue May 11 2010 18:50:32 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

RT @invincecable RT @jamesecook: Vince Cable to be made ‘Minister of Awesome’ #cleggsdemands
Mon May 10 2010 16:09:25 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Oooh. Now there’s an idea for getting to the Rage gig…
Mon May 10 2010 12:27:07 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Awww. The Pot Noodle shop has shut down :¬(
Mon May 10 2010 10:43:59 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Never seen so many so happy that a team they don’t support won the league
Sun May 09 2010 18:06:25 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Thank FSM that this weeks #drwho actually did vampires properly. None of this sparkly stuff
Sat May 08 2010 19:18:56 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Three Aberdeen fans have just turned up for the St Mirren match, thinking it kicked off at three. Shame it’s just about winning #facepalm
Sat May 08 2010 14:09:39 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Am actually sad enough to be downloadingthe election coverage from the BBC from 10pm – 4am from last night.
Fri May 07 2010 19:01:00 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Need quick feedback on a couple of stories. Anyone able to help?
Fri May 07 2010 14:16:59 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Stuart fucking Bell. Shame I won’t be meeting my MP anytime soon.
Fri May 07 2010 02:01:23 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Listening to the #ge2010 results on radio 4. Damn my lack of tv. Any other suggestions to listen on fm?
Fri May 07 2010 00:22:38 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Sky has already started the Cameron has won spin/bs
Thu May 06 2010 22:46:24 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Wishes the soccer saturday team were doing Sky’s election coverage
Thu May 06 2010 21:22:16 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

#Ukvote: TS1
Thu May 06 2010 11:16:04 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Decisions are made by those who show up. If you live in the UK, USE YOUR VOTE! #ge2010
Thu May 06 2010 09:56:47 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Fuck me! That Motherwell – Hibs game sounds a bit mental.
Wed May 05 2010 21:37:02 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

RT @krishgm 12 hours to polls opening
Wed May 05 2010 19:04:16 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Just lost the game
Wed May 05 2010 17:52:37 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

RT @MarkReckons http://tweetphoto.com/21170099 Don’t blink, or else the Tories get in! @DanRebellato, via @davidschneider
Wed May 05 2010 17:27:29 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

We’re so nearly there! If we can get to 1,150 this morning we can send out the prizes this afternoon… Retweet to win #freebookgiveaway
Wed May 05 2010 10:46:57 (GMT Daylight Time) via web
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I’ve just registered my opinion for my constituency for #ge2010 at http://www.twitVoteUK.org.uk, why don’t you? #twitVoteUK
Wed May 05 2010 13:56:21 (GMT Daylight Time) via Twit Vote UK

Currently having it confirmed. The only interesting thing about cricket is the link to the fifth Doctor…
Mon May 03 2010 19:50:32 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Are you my mummy?
Mon May 03 2010 14:35:57 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Free beer is free!
Sun May 02 2010 16:36:53 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy
Fri Apr 30 2010 14:05:35 (GMT Daylight Time) via web

RT @ThePaulDaniels: I hear Youtube, Twitter and Facebook are joining forces in a new venture! Its going to be called Youtwitface.
Thu Apr 29 2010 11:10:23 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

RT @PatricKielty Cheer up Gordon Brown – most men who to go work and end up f*%ked in the back of their car would be delighted.
Wed Apr 28 2010 23:48:18 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

RT @RealBillBailey please god let this not mean that the pro-hunting toffery of Cameron is allowed to nick it
11:09 PM Apr 28th via Digsby

RT @eyeswideshut75 The Sun have paid 50k+ for an exclusive interview with Mrs (bigot) Duffy. Murdoch turning this election into a farce
8:18 PM Apr 28th via Digsby

RT @gabyhinsliff RT @alexmassie: RT @mrianleslie: At least GB has new line for debate “When I was in Rochdale I met a fifty-year-old bigot.”
2:25 PM Apr 28th via Digsby

Just watched The Hung Parliament Party broadcast. Doesn’t policy 1 happen already? Part of why people are tired of politics as usual.#ge2010
8:17 PM Apr 27th via Digsby

RT@neilhimselfFREE!Advanced proof copies of #STORIES, by “A Who’s Who of contemporary literature” to first 50 of you toRT this@WmMorrowBks
6:03 PM Apr 27th via Digsby

What’s the difference between 350 ft and 1,025 ft? Four free drinks.
1:37 PM Apr 27th via Digsby

But if I’m very clever, and I have benn known to be in the past…
5:23 PM Apr 26th via Digsby

RT @Bang2write: RT @FunJoel: RT @adamstopek: RT @simonowens: Gumi bear surgery http://bit.ly/auoPhD
4:53 PM Apr 26th via Digsby

Just used http://twilk.com to put people I follow and my followers on my Twitter background. Check it out!
4:46 PM Apr 26th via Twilk.com

RT @gossi RT @hitchmichael: The best things in life are free, like hugs and smiles and booze that you’ve stolen from the supermarket.
1:14 PM Apr 26th via Digsby

RT @geekthevote #Iagreewithnickbecause only the #LibDems will repeal the Digital Economy Act #ge2010 #geekthevote
6:17 PM Apr 25th via Digsby

My MP3 player is being weird at the moment…
Sun Apr 25 2010 16:51:02 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

The Cut is back! And still as strangely addictive as before…
Sun Apr 25 2010 00:07:41 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Lot of hype going into this weeks #doctorwho. Glad it didn’t disappoint. Agree with @charltonbrooker and @simonpegg about cartoon Norton
Sat Apr 24 2010 19:20:28 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Watching #doctorwho online. Just cos I can
Sat Apr 24 2010 18:24:23 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

RT @mrchrisaddison: No wonder the BNP love St. George – he never set foot in the country. He’s their ideal foreigner.
Fri Apr 23 2010 12:02:06 (GMT Daylight Time) via web
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Long hike to Stockton and back, but ultimately worth it
Thu Apr 22 2010 23:15:54 (GMT Daylight Time) via mobile web

Kristin Chenoweth is returning to Glee!
Thu Apr 22 2010 17:52:20 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby

Portsmouth definitely not in Europa League next season. No Brit teams left in Champions League. This has to be #nickcleggsfault
Thu Apr 22 2010 15:47:25 (GMT Daylight Time) via Digsby