Alternathon short story 4:

Time travel is a bitch. Seriously. Unless you can do it, I don’t think you actually know how many problems it actually presents.

Age for example. To look at me, you’d think that I was early to mid 30’s. But I’ve spent that much time going back and forth between different time zones I really don’t know how old I am.

The other thing is the nakedness. As you may expect, I can’t take anything that’s not actually a part of my body. I even tried the trick of putting things actually inside my body but with absolutely no luck.

There are cool things about it though. Getting to see historic events, for example. I’ve been to Woodstock, the very first Glastonbury, the assassination of JFK, Abraham Lincon, the 1966 World Cup and seen the footage of the first man landing on Mars.

I am, however, slightly worried that I may in fact be my own father…