The general tweetlection

RT @urbancyclist: Nick Clegg was seen two weeks ago poking Eyjafjallajokull with a stick #nickcleggsfault
19 minutes ago via web
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Why the fuck do i feel hung over when I haven’t been drinking?
about 24 hours ago via Digsby

RT @channel4news RT @islandpastor: @channel4news “waiter, there’s volcanic ash in my soup”… “I know, it’s a no-fly zone”
5:10 PM Apr 20th via Digsby

Why did the Klingon bleach his hair? Because it was a good day to dye.
2:29 PM Apr 20th via Digsby

Listening to the new Meat Loaf album. Tis amazing.
10:38 AM Apr 20th via Digsby

Don’t forget: you have two days to register to vote #ge2010
1:44 PM Apr 18th via Digsby

Ok. Who is this in goal for Boro and what the fuck has he done with Brad Jones?
6:57 PM Apr 17th via mobile web

Slightly freaked out to realise I’ve been smoking for longer than some of my friends have been alive
2:35 PM Apr 17th via mobile web

Wooo! #leadersdebate finally available for download on iPlayer. What took so frakking long?
3:23 PM Apr 16th via Digsby

Any idea where I can download the #leadersdebate from last night?
11:53 AM Apr 16th via Digsby

RT @guardiantech: Daily Telegraph website hacked by aggrieved Romanians <a href=http://bit.ly/9e52Gx target="_blank
4:15 PM Apr 15th via TweetDeck
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Anyone know of a mobile phone friendly site where I can keep up with #leadersdebate?
2:48 PM Apr 15th via mobile web

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
10:31 AM Apr 15th via Digsby

New Glee! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2:00 PM Apr 14th via Digsby

All 11 Doctors, in order, AND full marks on the Glee round? My geek fu was strong last night
12:10 PM Apr 13th via Digsby

Anyone wanna give m e feedback on a story for a competition?
5:24 PM Apr 12th via Digsby

No TV and no beer make Homer something something
7:19 PM Apr 11th via Digsby

Now missing 9 teeth. On the plus side: won on the National!
5:59 PM Apr 10th via web

You Can Read!
1:54 PM Apr 8th via Digsby

RT @warrenellis: RT @joemuggs No WAY! Download a whole folder of Delia Derbyshire’s handwritten manuscripts & notes… http://bit.ly/cp4NVM
6:51 PM Apr 7th via Digsby

I choose not to recognise the UK’s Digital Economy Bill #whatdebill #debill http://whatdebill.org
3:51 PM Apr 7th via web

Watched Jesus Camp last night. Dear FSM that shit was terrifying.
11:16 AM Apr 7th via Digsby

I take it Messi had a quiet game? Didn’t prove he’s any good?
9:41 PM Apr 6th via mobile web

Just read more about Inception. Holy fuck it sounds amazing.
6:37 PM Apr 6th via Digsby

RT @bobbyllew: #DeBill never lend books to friends or family, never lend films or allow friend to watch my TV. its all copyright theft.
5:48 PM Apr 6th via Digsby

RT @glynwintle: Eight bills to be rushed through parliament in two days, including #debill, DNA retention etc. This can’t possibly end well
4:27 PM Apr 6th via Digsby

Yay! Just got hold of Takin Over the Asylum. Early David Tennant FTMFW!
1:57 PM Apr 6th via Digsby

Sci-fi night last night was sci-fi-tastic! Well, except for the new Doctor Who theme. That’s frakking awful.
2:12 PM Apr 5th via Digsby

Here’s a thought: was Jesus, in fact, the worlds first zombie?
12:07 PM Apr 4th via Digsby

Just watched some propaganda. No. Sorry. Wait. Just watched Canoe Man.
10:51 PM Apr 3rd via mobile web

This Man City game may be over. Not sure why I think that…
6:30 PM Apr 3rd via mobile web

Will not be watching the new episode of Dr Who till tomorrow. Anyone spoiling it for me will meet a rather bizarre death…
5:28 PM Apr 3rd via mobile web

Walkabout showing Man U – Chelsea in 3D. Anyone else glad Rooney won’t be playing?
6:21 PM Apr 2nd via mobile web

Had a good night. Except for the shit ref. Bonus points: mini-eggs!
12:27 AM Apr 2nd via mobile web

If that was a penalty I’m a penguin AND starting in goal for Man U this weekend!
9:45 PM Apr 1st via mobile web

How the fuck was that a red card and/or a fucking penalty?
9:30 PM Mar 31st via mobile web

I hope this software updates hurries the fuck up, I really, really want to go for a smoke.
2:46 PM Mar 31st via Digsby

He who live in glass house, should not play bongo nakee
3:58 PM Mar 30th via mobile web

Frakking hell! Paul Daniels is on twitter!
6:11 PM Mar 28th via Digsby

Fucking Kevin fucking Philips costing me fucking money. GRRRRRRRR!
5:00 PM Mar 27th via mobile web

Even I’m eatable! But that is called “cannibalism,” my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
12:08 PM Mar 27th via Digsby

April 9th I get a shitload of teeth removed. Someone remind me, why the fuck is this a good idea?
11:24 AM Mar 25th via mobile web

Never thought I’d say this but nice one Dundee Utd!
10:29 PM Mar 24th via mobile web

Stay sane inside insanity
1:14 PM Mar 24th via Digsby

C’MON ROSS COUNTY!
9:42 PM Mar 23rd via mobile web

Fuck the Hun bastards up their fucking arses so the tip is rattling their fucking eyeballs!
5:02 PM Mar 21st via mobile web

Is it wrong that I find cartoon Lily Allen far better looking than the real thing?
4:02 PM Mar 21st via mobile web

C’mon the Buddies! Fuck over the Hun twats!
3:29 PM Mar 21st via mobile web

Ashes To Ashes returns the night before Dr who returns? *cue geeksplosion*
4:18 PM Mar 20th via Digsby

RT @ebertchicago RT @LDN: This typo about the Large Hadron Collider has been a long time coming… http://bit.ly/bDn7e4
3:07 PM Mar 20th via Digsby

You need to get a message to the Dog Lord of Azerbaijan. He’s got my toilet ticket
12:40 PM Mar 20th via Digsby

Sucks to be Arsenal
12:26 PM Mar 19th via mobile web

Obi-Wan Kenobi is like God but with better weapons
9:50 PM Mar 17th via mobile web

All work and no play makes Will something something
11:06 PM Mar 16th via mobile web

My hospital appointment has been moved forward! [sarcasm]Woo! Yay! Brilliant![/sarcasm]
12:57 PM Mar 16th via Digsby

Apparently chatroulette is the new twitter. Despite them having absolutely nothing in common whatsoever…
8:00 PM Mar 14th via Digsby

Happy Pi day everyone!
5:33 PM Mar 14th via Digsby

So apparently I’m Welsh…
7:33 PM Mar 13th via mobile web

RT @Jon_Favreau: RT @geordielaforge: @jon_favreau Iron Manatee http://bit.ly/aZKnJI
3:47 PM Mar 12th via Digsby

April 15th I’ve got the hospital about my teeth. Remind me again, why is this a brilliant indea?
11:41 AM Mar 12th via Digsby

It’s amusing to me that the spellchecker in Chrome doesn’t recognise the word Google
5:38 PM Mar 10th via Digsby

Looks like I might be going to Newcastle on Friday
1:28 PM Mar 9th via Digsby

Why the fuck do I have are we human or are we dancers stuck in my head? Why?
10:39 AM Mar 9th via Digsby

“I will lick you!”
5:14 PM Mar 6th via mobile web

Why am I an Aberdeen fan? Why do I put myself through this fucking torture? Anybody?
4:59 PM Mar 6th via mobile web

There’s a surprise. Owen out for the rest of the season again. Guy’s made of glass
12:08 PM Mar 5th via mobile web

Get in there Scotland! Wonder if the Czechs are looking forwatd to their return to Hampden?
10:06 PM Mar 3rd via mobile web

GET IN THERE BROWN! KRIS WHO?
9:19 PM Mar 3rd via Digsby

Boyd on the bench again tonight. How long before he chucks his toys out the pram about that?
7:15 PM Mar 3rd via Digsby

Finally watched USA – Canada. Best game of any sport I’ve seen in quite a long while.
2:52 PM Mar 3rd via Digsby

RT @alyankovic I’m mortified beyond words – a Weird Al sex tape has hit the Internet. http://bit.ly/c9Rbwj
7:24 PM Mar 2nd via Digsby

Tactical Nuclear Penguins FTMFW!
10:58 PM Mar 1st via mobile web

Three free books in a week! Cheers @waterstones
1:50 PM Feb 26th via mobile web

Pompey in administration. In other news: grass is still green it has been revealed
4:42 PM Feb 25th via mobile web

RT @warrenellis KILLER whales. Not Cuddle Whales. Not Soft Whales. They’re called KILLER whales. How does this point escape people?
3:29 PM Feb 25th via Digsby

Free books are free!
9:02 PM Feb 24th via mobile web

GALLIFREYAN, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
4:36 PM Feb 24th via Digsby

New Johnny Cash album is chock full of awesomeness. Shame it really will be the last one…
10:42 AM Feb 24th via Digsby

Research starts tomorrow. This should be interesting…
10:01 PM Feb 22nd via mobile web

Boyd back for Scotland? Fuck off. You don’t get to pick and fucking choose which manager you want to fucking play for.
5:00 PM Feb 22nd via Digsby

The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California
12:30 AM Feb 22nd via mobile web

And the confirmation has arrived. I’m going to see RATM!
9:44 PM Feb 17th via Digsby

I’m giving up giving things up for lent
1:53 PM Feb 17th via mobile web

Stuck in que for #RATM tickets. Really need smoke. Can’t leave. GRRRRRRRR!
10:13 AM Feb 17th via Digsby

How the fuck do we draw with celtic then lose to fucking Raith?
9:38 PM Feb 16th via Digsby

GOOOOODFEEEELAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
5:42 PM Feb 16th via Digsby

RT @stigquotes Some say he convinced Colonel Sanders to use Chickens instead of frogs
7:02 PM Feb 15th via Digsby

It isn’t what you do with it It’s the size that counts!
8:23 PM Feb 14th via Digsby

Happy FA Cup draw day folks!
6:45 PM Feb 14th via Digsby

Fingers crossed I can actually find somewhere showing the Dons game…
11:42 AM Feb 13th via Digsby

Dancing with wheels? OK folks, it’s official. Bottom of barrel officially scraped through, heading towards Earths core.
12:13 PM Feb 12th via Digsby

How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? Tell them that an asylum seeker has killed a paedophile.
8:52 PM Feb 11th via Digsby

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt’s a cunt.
4:54 PM Feb 11th via Digsby

First episode of Rab C Nesbit, latest episode of Castle, is the universe trying to tell me summat in televisial form?
12:43 AM Feb 11th via mobile web

Fuck sake. Any chance the Dons can play every game in Edinburgh?
8:42 PM Feb 10th via mobile web

Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States
1:47 PM Feb 10th via Digsby

See, *thats* what every film screening needs…
12:41 AM Feb 10th via mobile web

Call me a luddite if you want, but what exactly *is* the fucking point of ebook readers? What advantages do they *really* have over books?
12:59 PM Feb 9th via Digsby

The Wolfman. Tomorrow night. 10:30. Should be good.
6:02 PM Feb 8th via Digsby

Really need to stop spelling coffee with one e
3:45 PM Feb 8th via mobile web

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