Goddamn motherfucking cuntwaffle! *EDIT*
So, as you all know, I moved into a new place a couple of weeks ago.
Bit of background on the house: there’s seven bedrooms, two bathrooms and two kitchens. At the moment there’s me and one other person in the house. Haven’t had much to do with the other guy, but he seemed cool enough.
Until today.
Earlier on, I got a phone call from my landlord telling me to get back to the house and meet him straight away. He sounded mightily pissed off and so I did.
When I got there, he told me to pack my stuff and hand over my keys as he was kicking me out today.
It turns out that my dickhead of a housemate was letting three of his friends stay in the house, in two of the bedrooms, without going through my landlord.
And why does this concern me?
Well, quite apart from being my house, when the landlord found them there and kicked them out he asked them who let them into the house in the first place.
Guess who’s name they gave him?
One of them, in a really nice touch, actually claimed that they knew me from somewhere else.
Thankfully I managed to calm him down and he believed that I didn’t let them in the house. Two things that worked in my favour:
1) He was surprised when they said my name as I’ve been pretty straight with him. Example: when I moved in, I didn’t have the full admin fee they were looking for. Thankfully, he let me pay it in two instalments instead. The first was due when I signed the contract and moved in. Unfortunately, that was the first time the jobcentre fucked up my payments. I explained and he said to call him when I did have the money which I duly did. The second was due on Thursday. Same thing.
2) I pointed out that if anyone I knew was looking for somewhere to live I wouldn’t let them just move in, I’d give them his number and advise them to call. Which is true. I might let them crash for a night, but that would be in my room and they would not be there if I wasn’t (exception, if I’m just nipping to the shops).
So he decided to give me another chance. He’s had problems getting hold of the other guy who lives there, so I’ve to text him when the guy is in the house. Housemate will probably beg me not to grass him up but, even if landlord hadn’t asked me to, housemate would still be in shit. Cunt and his cunt friends almost got me kicked out to save his sorry arse. No fucking way am I helping him out.
Will
*EDIT*
So, more drama. About 10 last night, housemates friends came round to pick up some stuff. I refused to let them into the house, up until one of them threatened to kick me in if I didn’t. They claimed they would only be there for about 20 minutes and they would let me know when they were leaving so that I could lock the door behind them. After a full episode of The West Wing they still hadn’t gone, so I texted my landlord. He said he’d be round the next day and to phone the police if there were any other problems.
About 1am, my housemate came back and spoke to me about why the landlord was trying to speak to them. I told him what had happened, including the fact that they tried to blame me. At first he tried saying that the bedding my landlord had found in one of the other rooms belonged to him, until I pointed out that he had found them actually here. Housemate then started panicking about getting kicked out. I had absolutely no sympathy for him.
About 9 this morning my landlord came round. It turns out the stupid bastard had 7 people sharing three rooms and thought he could also get away with it. My landlord told me later, while he was apologising for thinking it was me (which I don’t blame him for, given it was three peoples word against mine) that he had told his friends to blame if ifwhen they were caught.
The yale lock on the door was changed as was the door itself. Interestingly, when I was waiting for the joiner to turn up, some of ex-housemates friends came round. Every single one of them tried walking straight in before knocking. I ignored them till they pissed off.
And after this, I’m going for a couple of pints. Cos I think I deserve them.
Will
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Are there any tenant/landlord laws there about this stuff? Over here, a landlord just can’t kick you out like that. They have to go through a court process to get you out if you’ve violated something on your lease. might be something to look into.
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Are there any tenant/landlord laws there about this stuff? Over here, a landlord just can’t kick you out like that. They have to go through a court process to get you out if you’ve violated something on your lease. might be something to look into.
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Are there any tenant/landlord laws there about this stuff? Over here, a landlord just can’t kick you out like that. They have to go through a court process to get you out if you’ve violated something on your lease. might be something to look into.
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phew! so glad landlord listened!! as i started reading i was worried you had been kicked out and had no place to go!! ur flatmate sucks. x x x
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phew! so glad landlord listened!! as i started reading i was worried you had been kicked out and had no place to go!! ur flatmate sucks. x x x
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phew! so glad landlord listened!! as i started reading i was worried you had been kicked out and had no place to go!! ur flatmate sucks. x x x
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frackers
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frackers
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frackers
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motherfrackers indeed, that’s a strong level of douchebaggery that legends are made of, wtf? if getting kicked out was a real danger by doing this, what the hell goes through a person’s mind by not only letting losers screw up the situation by crashing indef. but then throwing you under the lorry to save their own worthless hinder…serious retribution methinks
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motherfrackers indeed, that’s a strong level of douchebaggery that legends are made of, wtf? if getting kicked out was a real danger by doing this, what the hell goes through a person’s mind by not only letting losers screw up the situation by crashing indef. but then throwing you under the lorry to save their own worthless hinder…serious retribution methinks
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motherfrackers indeed, that’s a strong level of douchebaggery that legends are made of, wtf? if getting kicked out was a real danger by doing this, what the hell goes through a person’s mind by not only letting losers screw up the situation by crashing indef. but then throwing you under the lorry to save their own worthless hinder…serious retribution methinks
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Dude, you’ve had some really bad luck with your flatmates. Maybe it’s time to invest in a bachelor pad?? Later,
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Dude, you’ve had some really bad luck with your flatmates. Maybe it’s time to invest in a bachelor pad?? Later,
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Dude, you’ve had some really bad luck with your flatmates. Maybe it’s time to invest in a bachelor pad?? Later,
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I hope that your housemate gets exactly what he deserves for this.
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I hope that your housemate gets exactly what he deserves for this.
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I hope that your housemate gets exactly what he deserves for this.
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^What he said.
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^What he said.
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^What he said.
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Your housemate is a dickweed! ryn: Ahh yes, thank you! Rarely get the hang of those, either…. 🙂
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Your housemate is a dickweed! ryn: Ahh yes, thank you! Rarely get the hang of those, either…. 🙂
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Your housemate is a dickweed! ryn: Ahh yes, thank you! Rarely get the hang of those, either…. 🙂
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Yeah, that’s a shitty thing of him to have done. I’m glad you can stay!
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Yeah, that’s a shitty thing of him to have done. I’m glad you can stay!
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Yeah, that’s a shitty thing of him to have done. I’m glad you can stay!
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glad it’s sorted out! Now you have a massive house to yourself!
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glad it’s sorted out! Now you have a massive house to yourself!
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glad it’s sorted out! Now you have a massive house to yourself!
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Don’t worry dude, I will give you and the landlord plenty of notice and toss in some rent over before crashing at your place! 😉 I mean seriously, how rude can someone be?? You’ve had some bad luck with flatmates, at least the notebook didn’t disappear this time. Later,
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Don’t worry dude, I will give you and the landlord plenty of notice and toss in some rent over before crashing at your place! 😉 I mean seriously, how rude can someone be?? You’ve had some bad luck with flatmates, at least the notebook didn’t disappear this time. Later,
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Don’t worry dude, I will give you and the landlord plenty of notice and toss in some rent over before crashing at your place! 😉 I mean seriously, how rude can someone be?? You’ve had some bad luck with flatmates, at least the notebook didn’t disappear this time. Later,
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Hope those pints went down well.
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Hope those pints went down well.
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Hope those pints went down well.
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Glad for you that that’s sorted.
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Glad for you that that’s sorted.
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Glad for you that that’s sorted.
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have one for me too!!
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have one for me too!!
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have one for me too!!
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Geez. Some people.
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Geez. Some people.
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Geez. Some people.
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