The Peoples Interview – williamthebloody

Yup, it’s that time again, where I answer your questions. so, let’s get to it.

shesolovely starts us off:

Longest relationship?

Just under 2 years. That’s the one who dumped me on Christmas Day :¬(

What are you looking for in a future girlfriend?

Someone who’ll put up with the strangeness that is me. And not try to get me to quit smoking.

Weirdest thing you eat?

Probably toast with ketchup on it.

… or have eaten?

I’ve eaten phesant, that’s probably the strangest thing. Except for the time I was in Spain and could have had potato salad with my breakfast. (Yes, it’s true. No, I didn’t.)

how often do you clean the lint out of your belly button?

Whenever I notice it needs cleaning.

A cow can eat up 30 m cubic of grass in 3 weeks, how long does it need to clear up 60m cubic of grass?

I know that this will be wrong, but 6 weeks?

Next, findingsunshine had a question for me. Or ten…:

* could you date/sleep with someone with the same name as your mum?

Don’t see why not. I certainly wouldn’t find it creepy or anything.

* what art form other than writing do you wish you had great skills in?

I wish I could draw. Not to the level of Picasso or Da Vinci, but enough so that my storyboards didn’t look like crap.

* when are you going to do another video entry? ( I like those)

I like making them. My original plan for this entry was to do it as a video entry. Alas, my camcorder got nicked, so I no longer have the equipment needed for video entries :¬( Sorry.

* what is your best pick up line?

Don’t actually have one. I’m the one that the lines are usually used on. (A couple that have actually worked are Are you a serial killer? and Why do you look so evil?)

* do you care that Dumbledore was gay? Are you annoyed by those who are outraged?

I really don’t care one way or the other. The people who are outraged don’t anny me. Actually, I find their outrage kinda amusing.

* when you write, do you prefer typing or hand writing (or something else?)

For first drafts, I prefer handwriting on narrow lined paper using one of those mechanical pencils (or clicky pencils as I call them).

* what is your favourite song at the moment?

Don’t really have one, actually.

* do you have a soundtrack for your life? (ie: are there songs that represent important change sin your life?)

Can’t say I have. Sorry.

* what did your primary school uniform look like?

Now you’re asking. White, blue or grey shirt, grey or black trousers, grey or black jumper, tie (really can’t remember the colours of my primary school tie. But it has been almost 20 years since I was in primary school.)

* who is the best fictional “bad guy” and why?

I’d have to go with the Operative from Serenity. Because he knew exactly what he was but believed he was in the right.

* do you find it easy to lie?

Not particularly, no.

* how would you torture someone for information?

Really don’t know about this one. Though the music of Britney Spears would be involved somehow.

* what “general hygiene” task do you hate doing the most?

Shaving. Hence the beard.

* can you do a handstand?

Nope.

* do you notice the smell of a girl’s shampoo? If so, would a bad smelling shampoo on a hot girl turn you off?

I don’t particularly notice these things, no. (Unless it’s something like mint scented shampoo.)

Next up was Oribeth:

What’s your favourite book?

I have a few favourite books. But the one I’m most obsessed with is The Rule Of Four by Ian Cauldwell and Dustin thomason.

What’s your favourite song?

Again I have a few. The one I’ve got as my ringtone (which is as good a way as any to answer this) is Down In The River by Allison Krauss (from the O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack).

What’s your favourite meal to cook? To eat?

To cook would be spaghetti bolognaise (I make the sauce from scratch). To eat would be chicken parmisan.

Who is your favourite Doctor? Why?

I’d have to go with Sylvester McCoy because he is my Doctor (the problems with his run was the BBC having given up on the show).

Is there any celebrity that you would have a one-night stand with?

Too many to list.

Would you date a girl you weren’t physically attracted to?

I probably would, yes.

If you had to lose one of your senses, which would it be and why?

Probably touch. It’s the one I’d miss the least.

What quote do you think sums up how you feel about life?

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
Douglas Adams.

What are 5 things that you really like about yourself?

My sense of humour. My hair (now that I actually have managed to grow it long). My tattoo. My taste in films. My friends.

Following that, we have Zaphod:

Who is your favorite favorite who begins with a Z?

Zephenia. Only kidding. This is a trick question as I only have one favourite who’s name begins with a Z. However I will say that he is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Even if he does make me jealous writing about all the blowjobs he gets.

What is the greatest album of all time?

This is a tough one, but my answer might surprise you. I’ts The holy Bible by the Manic Street Preachers. Their last album before Richey disappeared, if you haven’t heard it yet, hunt it donw. I promise you won’t be disappointed.

If you had a time and space machine and it could take you to any five concerts in history, who would you go see?

1) The Beatles rooftop gig.
2) The very first Glastonbury.
3) Pink Floyd The Wall concert.
4) Live Aid
5) Any Hendricks gig.

Aside from OpenDiary, what is the first website you look at each day?

Either Facebook, the BBC News site or the wrestling news section of 411mania.com

And last, but by no means least, we have The Mary:

i’d like to know if you think (and stop me if i’ve asked before) that buffy was just crazy and living in her own little fantasy world the entire series, OR if it were all real?

I think it was real.

If you could make a movie about anything, what would it be?

I’m not entirely sure. I don’t have any subjects I’d particularly want to write about.

The same goes for a comic, a book, and a play.

As does my answer.

Have you ever done something you thought you would never do, and upon reflection, realized you probably should never have done it?

Not as far as I can recall, no.

Are you happy with your current standing in life, regardless of how materialistically bad it may seem?

Wouldn’t mind getting into the filmmaking industry but, apart from that, yes.

Is there anything in your past you regret?

A few things. Which shall remain secret.

Would you change it if you could?

Yes.

What traits and features would you like in a woman? Be as detailed as you like, you’re describing your dream woman.

Green eyes, red hair, as big a geek as me.

If it turned out tomorrow that God exists, would you start being a Christian/Muslim/Jew? Why or why not?

No. Because I think it would be slightly hypocritical.

What is your very favorite Buffy/Firefly episode?

Buffy: The Gift (not just my favourite Buffy episode but the best hour of TV I have ever seen. Ever.)
Firefly: Out Of Gas (how the hell Tim Minear managed to keep three different timelines straight in his head, I’ve no idea.)

What would make you eternally happy right now?

Getting a job as a screenwriter. And getting laid (it’s been a while).

Do you believe a person can change who they are?

Yes, but only if they really want to.

What could just break you, right now?

Dunno, really.

Do you want that love that are talked about in storybooks?

Yes, but I don’t think it’ll happen.

Think of one item you would love to have. Now, would you still want it if it meant you could never see

A new camcorder. But as I need to be able to see to use it, the answer to the second part is no.

And that’s your lot. But I am open to suggestions for a new name for these entries, as the one I’m using has got boring over the years. So let me know what you suggest.

Will

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