Hello. My name is John. Apparently.

So, Friday I ended up drinking in the union with a couple of friends, just generally shooting the shit and putting the world to rights. Hell, it beats the soul destroying having to look for a full time job cos someone else fucked things up for me.

So, one of my friends left and I was left with a crazy lesbian from Canadia (and no, that’s not a typo. Might explain later). She decided that she wants to go to a gay bar and asks if I want to go along. I say sure, why not? a) beats drinking on my own and b) possibility of kareoke.

So we go along, after I get more cash and she makes a phone call and yay! they do have kareoke that night! We get drinks and my friend introduces me to the barmaid as…

John.

And then she realises her mistake. They then chat for a bit and then we meet another of my friends friends and she intrioduces me to her as…

Wait for it…

You won’t believe this (unless, of course, you do)…

John.

So I decide that if she’s going to keep calling me John, I should get to call her Lou. She’s fine with that as long as I call her Luke.

So, yeah. Luke my lesbian friend from Canadia. Did I mention that neither of us are particularly sane?

I sing on kareoke, have a bit too much to drink, flirt outrageously with a girl and generally have fun.

(A quick aside: it’s strange. Normally when I meet someone of to opposite sex for the first time I’m incredibly quiet. But when it’s in a gay bar I can flirt for Britain.)

Anyway, I’m going to go because my hands don’t seem to be working anymore and this took way longer and with way more typos than it really should have.

But before I go, I’ll repeat the question I asked in a previous entry:

WHO WANT’S ME TO MAKE THEM A MIX CD?

Will

Perhaps she was trying to protect your identity by giving you an assumed name?

I would absolutely *love* a mix cd… if you’re willing to mail to the states. : ) I think it’d be awesome. I have no musical requests, but trust that you will fill it with awesome. If you’re down, lemme know and I’ll get you my address. Also, go you flirt-machine. ha!

Peter_24601

January 15, 2007

Normally when you meet someone at a bar, names are so overrated! 😉 As for the CD.. sure, I’m game. Later,

Oribeth

I do, I do! Wait, I don’t remember seeing that before.. *goes off to check back*

RYN 1: Thanks ^^ *hugs back* RYN 2: Will keep my fingers crossed for you – and that you get a job in the meantime. I was going to go with “a job you like” but that can be hard to find, so I’ll go with “anything that gives you plenty to live on!” RYN 3: I’ve had that song atuck in my head tonight! And the dance, the funky dance! ^^ (I always squee when waiting for Atomic Bomberman toload, cause the voice saying ‘yatta!’ is adorable) Actually, for something bizarre – have you ever seen the Leek-Polka girl? Even I get hypnotised by the swaying.. oh gods, now THAT song’s mixing with Yatta! I’m NEVER gonna get to sleep tonight now!

Helps if I leave the link, huh? http://www.fiendish-thingy.com/levaspolka.swf Actually, on doing a quick search online, turns out it wasn’t the original I was viewing. Wiki explains what it is, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loituma_Girl) and here’s the link for the flash cartoon : http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf I have to say, now it makes sense – well, as much sense as it could. I always wondered why the girl was waving a leek!

i want a mix cd.

Karma Girl

I DO. I’VE ALREADY HEARD THE LESBIAN STORY. I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M YELLING AT YOU. *SNOG*

Zaphod

January 16, 2007

I’m always game for a mix CD, John.