Evil day

Spike: All right, what is it this time? Uber-vamps? Demon gods? Devil robots?

Leonardo Leonardo: What the devil are those? Clerks: The Animated Series

Horatio Craine: You know what they say “You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell”. CSI: Miami

Stewie Griffin: [wakes up] Eh, what, what? What the devil? Family Guy

Dr. Niles Crane: She’s the Devil, Frasier. Run fast, run far. Fraiser

God: The Devil and I have a deal: I get them until they’re 12, he gets them until they’re 20. God, The Devil and Bob

Dr. Cox: She’s the devil, newbie, don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul. Scrubs

Fox Mulder: Did you really believe that you could call up the Devil and ask him to behave? X Files

The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? Batman

Elliot Richards: Damn the Devil! Damn the Devil to Hell! Bedazzled

Hooper: See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man. Chasing Amy

T-Bird: Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is. The Crow

Regan MacNeil: And I’m the Devil! Now kindly undo these straps! The Exorcist

Barry the Baptist: When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Eugene Kittridge: If you want to shake hands with the devil, that’s fine with me. I’ll just make sure that you do it in hell. Mission: Impossible

William Somerset: If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he’s Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations, but he’s not the devil. He’s just a man. Se7en

Verbal: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. The Usual Suspects

Verbal: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? The Usual Suspects

Lordi – Devil is a Loser

You wanted power and you begged for fame
You wanted everything the easy way
You wanted gain without pain
Now your bills is in the mail
You got stronger but your mind got weak
You made a promise you couldn’t keep
You had it all – You lost more
It’s all there in the fee

Via hell incorporated (regeneration)
1st you love it then you hate it (you’re such a saint)
And now you’re never gonna make it (bad situation)
Get on get on down
there’s hell to pay ’cause

The devil is a loser and he’s my bitch
For better or for worse and you don’t care which
The devil is a loser and he’s my bitch
Runnin’ into trouble you skitch
He’s my bitch

You wanted riches and license to kill
Yuo got poverty and then you got ill
You got poor and you lost your will
All your dreams unfulfilled
I get my kicks when you blow your fuse
No-one got killed but that’s no excuse
Hands up, I let you know when it’s done
I’ve got the only gun

And there were no refunds
Just failing guarantees
“Confess your sins, son”
Said the preacher on TV

You got yourself some greasepaint
Set of white and black
All you got was laughter and
Gene Simmons on your back