Nick Cave’s stalker has disappeared…

…and he misses her.

Nothing to do with this entry, but it makes an intreging title.

This survey pinched from The Peoples survey Links from lazylinepainterjanes blog page.

The basics

Name? William Forbes or Traitor Kennedy according to this

Age? 23

Starsign? Capricorn, on the cusp of Aquarius (same as Buffy)

Height? About 5”10’

Eye and hair colour? Hair – dark. Eyes – greeny-blue with a hint of brown

Now the interesting one’s

If you were a teletubby, describe yourself, your name, and what toy you carry around? I’d be black, called Death and carry an Uzi.

If you could go back in time and be anyone, who would it be? Stanley Kubrick. I would give anything to be that talented.

Who is your role model and why:? See answer to the last question.

Do you read on the toilet? Of course. Doesn’t everyone?

Do you own any red underwear? Not any more.

On Average, how long does it take you to get dressed? About 5 minutes. If that

Do you wear hats? Constantly. I never leave the house without one.

Is there anything attatched to your bedpost? No

If you had a gun with one bullet, which celebrity would you shoot? So many targets, so little time. I’d line up Heresy and shoot the lot in a oner.

If you could date one TV character, who would it be? No surprises here. Willow from Buffy

Who loves you and who do you love? No-one loves me. The feeling is reciprocated.

What 5 things would you take with you on a road trip? A book, a Belle & Sebastian tape, a razor, my mobile and clothes

What is your favourite film/book? Film: any Kubrick. Book: at the moment the Harry Potter series

Who was the first guy/girl you ever kissed and was it any good? Laura. It was not bad.

Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Lisa.

Will you ever marry and have a couple of kids? Who knows? Maybe.

And for some light relief:
And you think you have relationship problems