The people’s interview: William the Bloody

This is it. My 300th entry. And I’ve won another award! I won the Rodga for most ripped off diarist/the “Copy-Paste” award. Go me!

Right, here we go.The peoples interview. You asked the questions, I will now answer them. I will not, of course, lie.

Glamourized (I dont know how to do the scorethrough) asked:
Um, what do you look for in a girl? (or guy for that matter. I haven’t read any other entries so I dont know which way you swing lol)

What do I look for in a girl? Erm… it does not matter what she looks like, as long as she is happy with herself. They must have a good sense of humour, be able to put up with my wierd sense of humour, not mind me smoking and tolerate my obsessions (films, music, Buffy). Also she must NEVER try to get me wearing jeans.

Karma Girl did not ask a mere one question. She asked 5. They are:
1. Who is Mick Foley?

Mick Foley is (sorry was) a professional wrestler. HE is better known as Cactus Jack, Mankind and Dude Love. Since retireing he has witten two autobiographies (Have A Nice Day and Foley Is Good) and one childrens book with another on the way. He was crowned King of the Death Match, and his fights have included barbed wire, barbed wire bats, barbed wire boards, exploding barbed wire boards, exploding rings, thumb tacks, beds of nails and flaming chairs. He took 14 shots on the head from a chair in one match, fell of a cage around 20ft of the ground through a table in another and lost most of an ear in a third. He is widely recognised as the king of hardcore.

2. What is the most fun thing to do while in Scotland?

If your female: wait till Hogmannay/a Scotland football match, find a guy in a kilt, ask to check if he is a true Scotsman. If your male: wear a kilt and use it to try and pull.

I’m joking. We have loads of stunning views, and the whisky trail.

3. Where’s the best place to be licked?

For the next two, I will assume they are directed at me personally. I like to be licked on the stomach, in particular my bellybutton. If I had to say I had one fetish it would be navels.

4. What’s the bestest ever flavour of ice cream?

Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia. I have not had it in ages unfortunatly, but no ice-cream will ever beat it.

5. Would you rather have sex with Polter-Cow or a muppet?

I’d like to take the Fifth.

Polter-Cow asked:
What kind of films do you want to make, and why?

I want to make films which make people think. I want to make films which Hollywood finds uncomfortable. I will never taint my soul with a blockbuster. And unlike Ewan McGregor, I will stick to it. Unless I’m offered a Bond film.

purple_mage asked me:
If you could pick any character in any film to be who would it be and why?

God, what do I pick? Josh Hartnetts character in The Faculty? A character from Trainspotting? Verbal Kint? I would have to choose either Joker from Full Metal Jacket or Alex in A Clockwork Orange. So I could work with Stanley Kubrick.

Rodge wanted to know:
What is the best bargain you have ever bought?

Probably, at the moment, my Pierre Cardain wine coloured shirt. It only cost me about £8, but I love it to bits.

And finally, norahrose inquired:
explain the meaning of 42.

42 is a number. 42 is also the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything. The reason being, that Douglas Adams and someone else decided that it was the funniest number. It is also Mulders apartment number in ‘The X-Files’.

BTW, the question is ‘What do you get when you multiply 9 by 6?’

That was interesting. You lot came up with interesting questions, and I enjoyed it. So much so that I will repeat the process in 99 entries time.

Will