Weeble

Stolen from Corbeau. And don’t take all my answers seriously. It’s been a long day.

1.) Your given name: William

a.) The name you wish you were given: Billy Jo Bob

b.) The name that you would never EVER be given: See Q2

c.) How would you spell your name?: Jesus.

d.) Do you want to legally change your name?: Why? You wanna buy it?

e.) Your name if you were a hollywood star: Forbes Forbes

2.) Age: 23

a.) What is the ideal age?: ageless

b.) Why?: cos it is

c.) Do you like being this age?: Don’t mind

d.) Do you see purple dragons when you sneeze?: The voices tell me no

e.) If so, what are you high on (because I want some)?: Urine

3.) What is your favorite thing in the entire world?: green moonbeams

a.) Favorite song?: In no particular order: At the mo… 15 feet of pure white snow by Nick Cave

b.) Sing your favorite song, NOW”Where is Mona, She’s long gone”

c.) Why did you chose/not chose to sing your favorite song?: Because the voices told me to

d.) Who’s your favorite friend?: The voices

4.) Do you hate me?: Maybe

a.) What do you hate?: men with funny, tight fitting jackets

b.) If you said me you hate, please elaberate: weeble

c.) If you said you hate corn on the cob, please explain: weeble

d.) If you said anything else, DO NOT ENLIGHTEN US!: Here’s a torch

e.) Will you buy me a garden, where my flowers can bloom?: use my head

5.) Are you drunk?: I wish

a.) Have you ever been drunk?: hic

b.) Have you ever wrote a story while drunk?: hic

c.) Is your evil twin sister intoxicated?: the voices are. Does that count?

d.) Do you consider yourself amusing?: no. yes. No. I don’t know

e.) Good, cause you are ammusing me as I hide in those bushes over there watching you type out every

answer!!: fit bushes?

6.) Are your friends annoying?: what friends?

a.) Do you consider your friends trust worthy?: what friends?

b.) Are you (or were you) madly in love with a guy that’s nickname is Wonderboy?: wondergirl?

c.) If you answered yes, I’ll hope that you are Miss Billioso Nioso, Are YOU?!?: I dunno. Whats my name again?

d.) Are your friends the most important thing to you in the world?: no, my freedom

e.) Would you beat up the bitches that make your friends cry?: no, hurting animals is cruel

f.) Is there someone you currently like?: hmmm

g.) Am I going to ask you who?: you tell me

h.) No, you’re right, I’m not, who don’t you like?: see 4a

i.) Is this profile long and monotonous?: no. it’s short and fun

j.) Does this seem like an interogation that will end in your excommunication from the church?: I hope so

7.) Would you liked to be asked questions that will enable someone to steal your identity?: I already have been

a.) What is your social seurity number? Abcdefg

b.) Where do you live?: in a puddle

c.) If you just told me where, I shall come and haunt you!! Do you agree with that?: can’t stop you

d.) Will you tell me EVERY little detail about yourself that enables me to steal your identity?: yes

e.) Do you have an accent that I’ll need to take acting classes to master?: yes

f.) If so, please specify: martian

g.) Any advice to someone who wants to become you?: get a lobotomy

*snip* Question 8 was about high school. I have deemed the questions unanswerable.

9.) Do you love yourself?: no

a.) Do you think that this world is wonderful?: no

b.) Are you optimistic or pesimistic?: cynical. apparently

c.) Monkey: magic

d.) Do you always wear a smile?: Nah, mine’s at the cleaners.

e.) Do you try to brighten the day of those around you: no

f.) Do you know someone who always has a wonderful expictations of life?: no

g.) Do you laugh a lot?: no

h.) Oh what a beautiful moooorning! Oh what a beautiful day! Oh what a beautiful feeling! Everything’s going

my way!:

i.) Do you believe you are imortal?: I know I am

j.) Do you live life to the fullest?: no

k.) Are you honest about your feelings?: no

l.) Is this profile prying into your personal relem?: no

m.) Mwhaha!! Too bad if it is! Any response to that?:

10.) Was this the most unique profile that you’ve ever took/read?: as I’m mad, a lot of people have taken my profile. It’s cos I’m a hamster

a.) Was if fun?: yes

b.) Was it annoying?: no

c.) Was it an interigation?: no

d.) You are the weakest link, goodbye: is that your final answer?