The Greatest Christmas Present!

I shall wrap for you a boxful of love

And shall use my finest wrapping paper…

One with Christmas cupids and doves

I wrap it with all my heart and with pleasure..

I’ll tie it with a scarlet ribbon

Then place a satin red bow on top, my love

My heart feels that this is the best present it has ever given…

I shall place it underneath the christmas tree

For all the world to see!

This present is a very valuable present

It is priceless..

You will find it sweet and pleasant

It will extend itself throughout eternity..

The gift that will always keep on giving..

I am sure it will fit you, sweetie..

I am certain this will be the greatest christmas present you will ever receive…

It will wrap itself around you to keep you warm all through the days and nights

This gift has a lifetime guarantee

Free from defects and it doesn’t require batteries..

Enjoy my Christmas gift to you….

The greatest gift I’ll always value!