Swimming in my Head
– I hate toilet-seat covers. They just feel icky. From now on I think I’ll carry around my own personal toilet seat complete with cushioning.
– I wonder what my life would be like if I’d stayed in high school. I technically graduated, but it was an entirely different thing and I sort of feel like I missed out on the high school experience. At least I didn’t have to deal with the pressure of finding a prom date. *shudder*
– You know that inner critic that we all have? The one that is always second guessing the things we do and making us feel insecure? Well mine is rather outspoken. So much so that I thought she deserved a name: Bethany. I was trying to think of a better name when she started yelling at me, insisting her name was Bethany.
– I have very absorbent notebook paper. As I was writing this entry (I write the old-fashioned way before transferring it to a digital format) I squeezed my water bottle too hard, sending a rush of water out of the top and onto my paper. After spewing a suffient number of curse words I soaked it up with a napkin. Oddly enough, the next page was totally dry.
– The fact that something is interesting, odd or unusual does not automatically make it ironic. Please use that word sparingly.
– Raoul Bova is my new husband. He is the first guy pictured on my new front page.
– Have you seen my new front page? HOT HOT HOT
– I have no idea how to pronounce ‘polyandry’. I don’t care enough to look it up in the dictionary. I never understood their pronunciation guides anyway. Some of the symbols they use aren’t even listed in the key!
– I feel icky. My head hurts, I drank my smoothie too fast and I don’t think that wheatgrass was as fresh as it should have been. *bleh*
– I’m also feeling frisky. I wish I had a boyfriend. Oh wait, I do. *meh*
– I have Barry Manilow’s “Mandy” stuck in my head. Is it true that he wrote that about his dog?
Boo to the inner critic! Have you ever seen/heard the musical Jekyll & Hyde? There’s a song at the end, “Confrontation,” that is just like the battle with the inner critic…. rather scary…
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Mes apologies. I am certainly guilty of overusing “ironic.”
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Less-than-fresh wheatgrass is one of the greatest culinary tragedies. (Right up there with overcooked broccoli.) The boyfriend is 40 miles away you say? Hmm. Perhaps if you let him know of your frisky nature it could compel him to close that distance somewhat?
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How was your trip ? Good I assume. I do have some semi-frisky pics .. they have Calvin’s in them. Let me know if you like them. Feel free to stop by my diary. *huggs girl ..*
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:sigh: Mandy is a gorgeous song. LOVE the pic of Josh on ur front page. some of that stuff, like the toilet seat cover made me laugh, lol. RYN:: Namarie means ‘Farewell’ in elvish. V. nerdy and LOTR-y, lol.
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Like a frisky cat?!?!?! Then you need: MEOW-MIX!! MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW -MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW… I really have no idea what I’m talking about 🙂 LOL I’m just in a much better mood. Talk to you later!
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I like the way you write! 🙂
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Thanks for the notes 🙂 I like this entry
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And onto My fav’s you go 🙂 oh, and have a look at this: http://www.richmond.com/news/output.aspx?ID=1890047&Vertical_ID=2&tier=1&position=5
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Well about your front page .. except for the bottom guy you did a good job. He just looks like he was in a fight. Hope things are going well … *S*
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CM HATES it when people mis-use ‘ironic’. He blames it on Alanis who uses it wrong in her entire song by that name.
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Polyandry? My my my…Are we considering this 😉
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RYN~~First of thank you for your note on my entry. I appreciate your opinion on this topic. It is still sad to me though, to think that people are not willing to save this womans life. I understand that long ago she would have been left to die, but years ago we also wouldn’t have had the means to keep her alive. Whereas now we do, and people just are willing to prolong her life any longer.
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RYN: No, why would I be joking?
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Oh, hee. Sorry, I thought that note was on my latest entry. Not paying attention. Yes, I am joking. 🙂
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RYN thanks lol. Man I’m saving you in my favorites even if only for the meaty menfolk on your front page. ::slurp:: get my daily dose of groban-love. I’ll have Cheryl send Bethany a spa package and a couple’a joints.
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oh and I’m a perpetual boycotter of the toilet seat covers. Hovering is more efficient for our environment AND tones your quads! What’s not to love?
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RYN: thanks so much for the hug, I needed it! :smiles:
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RYN: Why thank you. And I can’t recall the website off the top of my head, but I will try and look it up for you this week. I have decided I have to go through and re-post some of those old entries, and it is scattered amoung those. Remind me if I forget, for my brain is not working well of late. Thanks!
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Hey Thanks for the note. I bet you really don’t wish you were 15 again….It sucks. You maybe you do. LOL Well thanks again *Hugs* ttyl Smalls
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And before you know it, I’ll have you getting your own lude comments on my real website 🙂
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RYN: Thanks!! Yes. One and a half years work to get it up.. Now I need someone to RC this entry….
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Thanks. Yup all mine…. Now I need someone to RC this…:)
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Yeah! I found a new favorite! You are hilarious! And thank you for kind notes…*hugs* Bethany…LOL!
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Haha, well mission accomplished! It must have been fate… anyway, thanks for leaving the note 😀 I agree with the bit about the toilet seat covers, it’s unhygienic having to kind of hover above it (not to mention painful and annoying), and if you do sit down on them, they STICK TO YOUR LEGS. *shakes head* LOL let me know if you ever invent one of those cushioned ones… Love Laura xxxx
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The world inside my head is a strange one! but your right… it IS fun, and there is never a dull moment. I cant remember half of what i do, so thatswhy i write it down in my diary! Hurrah!
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I tried the photo bucket thing…do you mind to check and see if they are working now? Thanks for letting me know.
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polly-ann-dree And DAMN girl, your front page is HOT HOT HOT!
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RYN: You can if you want to, but the name says it all: Boring, Oregon. Still, it’s close. You could cruise into Porkland and run around with the Penguin 🙂
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I keep coming back to your diary to see if you have updated…I’m looking forward to a new entry…you make me laugh! 8)
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ryn/. thanks for the request.
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I found that URL. It’s http://www.foundmagazine.com/
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