Don’t Even Bother

So you remember the drama that happened last summer with me and Jacob and our marriage.  Well obviously we’ve moved past it and worked everything out right?  I can honestly say our marriage is stronger than it’s ever been.  Anyway… guess who sent me a friend request on my facebook page.  Yep… the little tramp that tried to get her foot in the door with him.  Two days in a row now I’ve received a friend request.  I told Jacob yesterday, and I ignored it.  Then I got another one today and he told me to write her back and tell her he wants nothing to do with her.  This is what I wrote.  I asked Rosie what she thought, and she thought it was funny and told me to send it.  So I did.  =)

I don’t know what you want, and I don’t know that I really care to know.  What I do know though is that Jacob wants nothing to do with you.  If the purpose of you sending these little requests is to cause drama in our marriage, I will let you know now to stop wasting your time because you’re not going to win.  Jacob’s and my marriage is stronger than ever, and there isn’t anything that is going to change that now.

I’ve been around in this world a little longer than you, so any little tricks you think you are going to pull with me… well just trust me when I say I will always be one up on you.  Because of your little friend request that you’ve sent, I now have your email address AND your physical address (not that I didn’t already know where you live).  I’m assuming you are still working at Safeway, so I also have know where you work.  Plus I have your last name whether you are going by the last name of Neal or Bayard.

You really shouldn’t bother messing with me.  You aren’t going to win whatever game you are trying to start and it’s really going to be a waste of your time and mine.

You can be on your way now.
Good day.