I just caught fire!!!

I was standing outside with my husband and neighbors…we were talking, and my hubby was standing behind me and all of a sudden he goes “ah…s**t!” and starts smacking my backside. I yell at him to stop when all of a sudden my back feels warm. I thought he dropped his cigarette on me, but he actually dropped his Zippo lighter on me and my pajama pants caught fire! The fire traveled down my pant legs as he was trying to put me out. I tried to take them off at the same time. We managed to put the fire out before I could moon my neighbors, but it was close! Fortunately, I didn’t get burned at all because my pants are pretty baggy, but it could have ended much worse! (Boy am I glad I shaved when I took my shower tonight! LOL) I smell like a camp fire and feel like I should shower again…I’m gonna go to bed though (I’m gonna change PJs first)…Scratch that off my list of things to do before I die!