Ibis’s survey, stolen from Karma Girl

1. Name 5 things from Europe that you want to put into your mouth.

– Tiramisu gelato

– Paella

– Crepes

– Fish and chips

– Cadbury’s Bournvita

 

2. What is the most radical thing you’ve ever done to your appearance?

– Besides gaining the Freshman 15, I’d have to say getting my tattoos

2b. How long did you keep that look going?

– Let’s just say it’s still alive and kicking

 

3. What historical figure would you like to sleep with?

– Eli Whitney…because he IS the devil!

 

4. What literary character would you like to have mow your lawn (or, if you don’t have a lawn, paint your walls or scrub your bathroom)?

– Draco Malfoy.  Because he’s a big doodyhead and deserves to have to endure plebian household chores!

 

5. Name 5 of your favorite grooming potions.

– I’m not too big on potions, frankly.  But I’m a fan of The Body Shop’s Cocoa Butter, this random face lotion called Skin Milk, and any deep conditioner.

 

6. If someone gave you ten pounds of red ripe tomatoes, what would you do with them? (You can’t give them away.)

– I would eat a bunch…give a bunch to Max because I KNOW he’d gobble them right up ;)…and then throw the rest at the wall of the barn out in the cornfields.  Because you gotta feed the barn!

 

7. What’s the best legume?

– Mmm, peanuts, for sure!

7b. Why?

– Because black bean butter would make me puke if I had to put it on a piece of bread 

 

8. If you were ever found out, would it most likely lead to embarrassment, expulsion, rehab, divorce or a prison sentence?

– Embarassment and a reality TV series.

 

9. Rivers Cuomo?

– Meh.  I’m indifferent.  Or maybe impartial.  I’m too indecisive to decide.  Or care.

 

10. How angry did it make you to have to think so hard about legumes for a minute?

– I didn’t really think all that hard…is that a bad thing?

 

11. How did your first romantic entanglement come to an end?

– The classic "Mother opens door without knocking because she has to ask some asanine question that doesn’t really freaking matter anyway!" ending.

God.  I’m still in therapy over that one…

 

12. Name 3 things you enjoy snacking on while you are online.

– I’m not a big online snacker, although you can sometimes find me munching on…anything in the fridge

 

13. How did you find out about sex?

– A dirty movie on a "restricted" channel at my friend’s house…I’m glad I grew up before they invented the V-chip!

 

14. What are you saving up to buy right now?

– My baby girls, Kiara and Kiley (they’re kittens, don’t worry, I’m not buying orphan children from 3rd-world nations)

 

15. What is your favorite way to be non-sexually touched?

– Back rubs!  Having my hair played with!