I’m a real boy!

1. Tell us 5 quirky things about yourself, 5 things you’re afraid of, and 5 indulgences you partake in regularly.
2. Name the last movie, song, book, piece of artwork, or performance that moved you to tears or joy. Explain why.
3. And now for something completely different! Name the last movie, song… yada yada yada… that angered or disgusted you. Explain why in detail without insults or personal attacks.
4. Does sex play an important role in maintaining a healthy relationship for you? Explain why.
5. What one thing would you want to do most if you could be a member of the opposite sex for a day?
6. Name 6 unexpected turn-ons. Why do they turn you on?
7. Describe a bad habit from your childhood that you still have.
8. What are 8 questions you’ve always wanted to see on a survey?
9. Answer your questions from day 8.
10. Share a moment that stands out as one of the happiest in your life to date.
11. You can cure AIDS, or solve world hunger. Which do you choose? (If you feel like explaining why, go for it.)
12. Take a picture of something from your workplace that someone who doesn’t work there may never see. Explain why you chose this and what it means to you.
13. Name 13 things you hope your parents never find out about.
14. List 14 choices you’ve made in your life that have led to where you are and who you’ve become.
15. Name something unexpected that you learned about yourself as a result of completing the previous 14 prompts.

If I were a guy for a day…I would totally play with myself. Just because boys do it all the time, and I don’t get the perk. I’d want to find out why it is so amusing to them to make weird animals of their junk, or fondle themselves in public. I would take a girl on a date…because I know how it should be done. And go shopping for boxers. so I know why men prefer what they do. Otherwise…I’d just play video games…

I’m lame. It’s been a busy day. Flags at half mast all around. I was 12 when I heard. In a classroom, with my mom’s white sweater on. First time Mom and I talked about heaven, and I realized how much death scared me.