Dear….

Dear Grandma

I know your eyesight isn’t as good as it used to be. However you can’t claim to be blind when you can clearly see I’m not as thin as I was a couple of years ago because you blatantly pointed that out when I saw you today. Sometimes I wish you were mute instead of blind.

Signed,

Your chubby grand daughter

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Dear "Boss"

Stop taking advantage of me. I don’t NEED this job. I took it to help you out. Did you forget that?  If you don’t stop I will quit and leave you  up shit crick without a paddle.

Signed,

No more Mrs Nice girl.

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Dear Asshole (because that’s what you sounded like to me)

I’m not deaf and I do have feelings. So does my daughter.  I overheard you tell her if she didn’t watch what she ate "you will grow up to be just like your mom". As if I have the fucking plague or something!  You are an asshole and don’t bother trying to tell me I look great next time I see you because I will punch you right in the face.

Signed,

Chubby girls have feelings too.

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Dear Kaite,

I know you were hurt by the comments above asshole said but don’t let them bother you. I know it bothers you more that someone would talk about your mom like that but just look where it’s coming from. Obviously they have no intelligence.

Signed,

Your mom who will love you even if you do turn out to be like me.

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Dear skinny chick that thinks overweight people are gross…..

Why must such an emphasis be put on overweight people?  We are people too and we have feelings like ideal weight people do. We don’t have some disease that is contagious. We are just people. Plain people trying to survive in a world filled with cruel assholes who think it’s okay to poke fun at the fat person.

My suggestion is to take a step back and look at yourself in the mirror. Are you perfect. I hardly think so because if you were you would not ridicule others that are not either.

Signed,

One of "those" girls.

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Dear Eric

Thank you for loving me no matter what size or shape I am. I wish everyone could be blessed with a husband like mine. I don’t know how I ended up so lucky but I’m going to cherish it for the rest of my life. (even if your chomping pisses me off on occasion)

Signed,

Your ever changing wife.

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Dear Josh

You make me so damned proud. Everyone you cross paths with always compliment me on your kindness and politeness. I am so proud to have you as a son. Don’t ever change who you are.

Love Mommy