9/6/2003
Apparently, this survey is to determine how punk I am.
1. Do you own any plaid clothing? Yes
2. Do you own Converse shoes? No
3. Do you own Saucony shoes? No
4. Do you own old school Nikes? No
5. Do you wear tight pants? Not really…
6. Is there more than one zipper in your pants? No
7. Do you know what a squatter flap is? No
8. Do you own a messenger bag? Yes
9. Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest? Yes
10. Do you own braces? No
11. Are braces worn anywhere besides the mouth? No
12. Do you have short, shaggy hair? No
13. Does your hairstyle exceed a height of 3 inches? No
14. Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon? No
15. Do you think mohawks are “neat”? Sure
16. Is your hair black or red? Neither
17. Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye? Nice n’ Easy
18. Do you own a bandana? Yes
19. Do you wear plugs in your ears? No
20. Are you amused by safety pins? Um… no
21. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute? How about double stick tape?
22. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them? 1 pair of flip flops
23. Do you own one or more articles of clothing from Dogpile, Lip Service, or Tiger of London? No
24. Do you enjoy leopard print? Absolutely not
Personality
24 a. are you passive agressive? I dunno…
24 b. are you crazy in relationships? Sometimes
25. Are you disgruntled (having a general hate for everything)? No
26. Are you an anarchist? No
27.Does the American flag anger you? Absolutely not!
28. Are you “working class”? Yes
29. Do you dislike “preps”? Used to… then I grew up!
30. Do you dislike Hot Topic? No
31. Do you smoke cigarettes? Yes
32. Do you smoke cloves? Occasionally
33. Are you a thin waif? Far from it…
34. Are you vegan/vegetarian? No
35. Do you think meat is murder? No, meat is tasty!
36. Do your nighttime activites usually involve drunken underage vomiting? No
37. Have you ever slept in an alley or park? No
38. Do you wash your hair less than once a week? I wash it daily
39. Have you ever gone a week without a shower? No
40. Have you ever been avoided due to your odor? No
41. Do you know who Jack Kerouac is? No
42. Do you like Mr. Kerouac? n/a
43. Should Mumia Abu-jamal be freed from prison? Who?
44. Are you a member of the Makeout Club? Um… no.
Speech
45. Do you say “rad”? No
46. Do you say “rockin'”? Yes
47. Do you say punk “rawk”? No
48. Do you spout the word “oi” at random times? No
49. Do you say “punk’s not dead”? No
50. Do you say “punk is dead”? No
Last and least (excuse me? MOST!)important – Music
51. Do you like bands with “.” in their name? Huh?
52. Do you like bands with “theory” in their name? None that I can think of at the moment…
53. Do you like bands with “the”? Um…???
54. Do you ever precede your own name with “the” at the beginning? No
55. Do you like bands with the F word in their name or album title? If it doesnt suck…
56. Do you think “Christian punk” is an oxymoron? Nah
57. Are Blink 182 fans “posers”? No
58. Do you have frequent debates over what exactly constitutes a sellout? No
59. Have you ever brought the headlining band food? No
60. Do you have show flyers affixed to your walls? No
Apparently Im not very punk…