Today’s Horoscope

If you’re presently romantically involved, Marlene, today you could find that one of you is feeling very passionate, while the other isn’t. Compromise! If you’re currently unattached, someone for whom you feel nothing could express an interest in you that is more than friendly. This is a difficult situation to deal with, but you may have to sidestep this person’s attentions in some way, hopefully without hurting any feelings. Be prepared!

This is interesting. But sooooo not how my day went.