Yeah, so um…

I’m still alive!!! Not like anyone really cares though, right? Hell, if I had any… nah, nevermind.

Ugh, so life has been… well, life I guess. Same shit, different days. Still working, still sitting at home 90% of the time, still lonely. Why should my life be anything different?

My father has bestowed upon me the grand duty of grocery shopping every week. I get to take his debit card and a grocery list every Saturday and buy stuff for dinner all week. Plus the occasional lunch or breakfast, whatever. He’s making me do it now because he was spending way too much money. He’d blow $150+ every week. Sure, if half the shit you buy is prepared dinners, it’s gonna be expensive. I buy veggies and meats and yummy stuff. The most I’ve spent is $103. Not bad for a family of four adults.

Last month my mom’s cat got into a fight with something outside. Don’t know what it was, but it wasn’t good. He ended up with an infection in his leg and almost had to have it amputated. But it was saved, thankfully. He’s all better now. He had an e-collar on for a week. Absolutely hated it. They gave him a white one, and it was driving him nuts not being able to see around or through it. So I went and got him a clear one. Much happier. The only thing you notice about him now, is his front legs were shaved, and all the hair hasn’t quite grown back in yet. But he’ll be ok.

Last Saturday nite Alaine and I went out on the town. Woo hoo! We had dinner at Pizzeria Uno, and got hit on by the married waiter. The guy followed us out the door talking to us! It was funny.

Then we went to Fairvilla Megastore… it’s an adult toy store. That place is so damn funny! They take pictures of all the people they’ve busted shoplifting and put them up on the ends of the video racks, addresses and driver’s license numbers and everything. It’s soooo funny! We walked around and laughed at the pictures, and giggled at the giant dildoes. It was fun.

After that we went to The Parliament House. It’s a gay club. They have a really awesome drag show on Saturday nights, and we wanted to check it out. Ladies, if you want to be surrounded by good smelling, clean, beautiful men who treat you with respect you have to check this place out. We had so much fun it was unbelievable. A gay man bought Alaine a screwdriver. We just hung out and people watched mostly. It was great. And the show was awesome. Christina Aguilera never looked so good…

That’s about all that’s been new or exciting in my life… Maybe something new will happen in the next month or two and I can update again…