GUND Bastards.

Apparently I only come here to bitch.

I almost woke up Sam, when I got the email.

On Monday last week, Sam and I picked out two teddy bears from the Gund Website to send Amanda and Dave as a gift, for their new baby.

I waited, until she was ready to tell the world about the baby (she told me back in November when she first found out) to send her baby presents.

I had picked out a cute little blanket set from Littlegiraffe.com, but for some reason the shipping was 286.00 yeah not a mistake. So I veto’d that, and Sam and I picked two cute GUND teddy bears right from the GUND website.

Big fucking mistake.

So they confrim my order, and the SHIPPING ADDRESS… which is CLEARLY in Canada, as both the billing address and shipping address are in Canada… and my phone number is on both, because I wanted this to be a surprise.

Well, to my fucking surprise… UPS left Amanda’s present with someone named "Miller" on the "dock" in Mechanicsburg PA… here’s the kicker… as a FUCKING CHRISTIAN COLLEGE.

I’m beyond livid. I would never, ever, ever, ever ,ever ever ,ever EVER uses UPS of my own volition.

Never. There aren;t enough NEVER:s in the world.

But somehow I always get stuck with UPS, and something always goes wrong!

I’m so mad… like tears mad. I want to scream at the Hugging Bear Inn employee WHO SHIPPED MY PACKAGE TO FUCKING PENNSYLVANIA!!!

In all of my emails, all of my confirmations… Amanda’s home address is very clearly stated all over everything. I checked ten times before I ordered the bears.

I want to cry. I am so pissed right now.