Getting with the program

For me it’s interesting.  It’s not really that big of a deal for anyone reading, but I totally just jerked off to porn (Eurocream’s 11-inch Stud for anyone playing along at home) whilst wearing a condom.  I’ve been collecting a few different condom types lately just to see how I go with them because I seriously have had issues with them in the past.  First attempt, ripped the packet open on one of the regular size ones I got at the coast (because large weren”t available) – yep, total fail.  No way in HELL that was fitting on me. My mate did manage to get one on me initially at the coast but that was after a fair bit of pain and him having to dig under the plastic into my dick with hurt like a bitch – it’s like it just gets stuck or something, so naturally my dick started to lose interest.  I didn’t let it get to met though and threw the condom out – this is why I have packets, to practice.  Doesn’t matter if I waste them.  Although I have to wonder what my housemate will think if he opens up the outside bin and sees it full of condoms hmm.

So attempt number 2 – this time with the larger-sized condom.  First attempt putting it on, not really workin.  I told myself to pretend that the condom wasn’t there, and I pulled my foreskin right back (you cut boys must have it SO much easier with condoms) which hurt a bit because I’m thick – it has a lot to go around when it’s aroused, but it was okay, I got used to it.  Just glad I don’t have one of those dicks with the extra-tight foreskin or whatever.  So, whatdaya know?  The condom goes on.  I didn’t have any lube on though.  I know what will happen if I put that on.  I’d lose the tightness feeling and would just focus on the gross slippery feeling my hand now has, and I was only whacking off anyway.  So I’m kinda figuring if I can train myself with the condom (which I’m now convinced my perfect size would be between a regular and a large, which don’t exist) then surely I can train myself with the lube right?  So, I grabbed my dick extra hard and jerked off to the porn.  Surprisingly I didn’t last long at all.  I thought my thought process was that now that I’m wearing a condom, I can fuck the guy and actually cum inside them.  Yeah, that was enough for me lol.  The porn was pretty hot though.

Does anyone else actually do this?  I’m 27 and feel like an idiot haha.  I’ve never really been anally excited watching porn.  I mean yeah sometimes I am but my first catagory i go to on my many porn sites I frequent is usually always the oral.  When I was younger I used to practice kissing on the side of my hand haha.  I didn’t have much practice haha, or anyone to choose from out at my country hometown haha.  Now I’m watching porn whilst jerking with one hand and shoving a condom on with the other?  Haha.  Oh well it was only one time – I dunno if I’ll do it again.  I probably should – you know, get with the rest of the world who seem to have no issues with shoving a franger on whatsoever.

Get with the program M!