Power of the pussy

Fucking WEIRD conversation with the black cabbie last night – yes the same one who flirted with me a few weeks ago asking where we could go use the condoms he’d just bought, and then the next week tells me he only fucks pussy.

Weird.

Well it got even weirder.  Last night, he was in a yellow-cab uniform, when he is usually only ever seen in a Silver Service uniform, and I commented on it.  Well that was a mistake.  He didn’t like that much, and got all defensive up in my face.  Gee, who cares?  I didn’t really see it as an issue so made a joke that he hadn’t bought condoms like he usually does.

He then made his usual joke of me having to need the small ones, to which my usual response was ‘You wish buddy’, and then I said, ‘You probably only buy the large condoms for your mate, wheras you’re actually the small size.’

He then said to me, ‘You want me to show you?’ – I said that he was on camera, but he can if he wishes lol.  No, he didn’t.  My god, how would I explain that one to the boss if she happened to check the footage from my shift?  LOL.

We joked around for a while longer.  He’s pretty hard to understand sometimes but because of his accent, wherever he’s from I don’t know, but he’s pretty black.  He speaks pretty fluently though, it’s just the accent.  He said to me, ‘You’re not into the chicks are you?’ and I said straight out, ‘No I’m into guys’.

His response, ‘So you’ve never even tried pussy?’

My response was swift, "No, never"

"How old are you?"

"27," I replied.

He was in disbelief and kept asking me heaps of questions like if I was a ‘Giver’ or a ‘Receiver’ and I gave him pretty much every detail – "I don’t like receiving much, but have tried it a few times blah blah blah yes it hurts but it gets better…No I don’t do it to put my partners in pain….Last time I had sex was yesterday…"

"Yesterday!?" he excaimed.

"Yeah, so?"

"You should try pussy man, it’s amazing – it’s all in the head man.  You should try it".

He’s THEN trying to convince me that having sex with a girl would be really easy for me, how it’s all in the mind.  He asked how I feel when i think about pussy and tits.  I said I felt a little ill.  LOL.  I asked him the same question, ‘How do you feel when you think about dick and ass?’ – the screwed up look on his face said everything.
"Exactly – I’m gay, you’re straight, that’s just how it is."

This guy was literally in the store for about an hour, telling me how once I’m in bed with a girl, I will just automatically get hard and the rest will be history.  I said that I highly doubt that, and all that would happen is I’d leave the girl feeling very disappointed and having had wasted both her, and my, time.

He goes, ‘So you suck dick?’

I rolled my eyes and said, "I’m gay, of course I suck dick".  Couldn’t believe what I was saying wasn’t getting through to this guy lol.

I’m glad I didn’t have many customers during this time, and when I did, the conversation just went quiet.  I was busy as well putting the load away as I was chatting to him.

He kept shaking his head.  I asked him if he’d ever tried with a guy, and he said no.  I then took it to myself to tell this guy that we were different species – I’m gay for a reason.  Would I choose to be gay?  Probably not.  He then said he doesn’t think I look gay.  I get that a lot from people who don’t know me, and I guess I see it as a good thing.  I dunno how I’d feel if I was some rainbow-lycra-wearing-princess with flawless makeup, although I’m not impartial to the idea 🙂

I asked him why he is buying condoms all the time and if he’s out banging every girl in Brisbane.  He then floored me with, "I have a wife."

WTF??  Didn’t expect that one.  He doesn’t look much older than me.

His argument never stopped though – he says that pussy is the best thing ever and that I should try it.  He almost made it sound like it gave him super-powers.

Power of the pussy as they say LOL – what’s your secret girls?

Seriously, my whole life, it’s just never happened.  Nor has a situation occured for it to happen, ever.  I often think it’s because I’m too obviously gay to begin with lol.  I really doubt I’d be able to perform with a girl.  She’d have to be extremely patient and forgiving hahaha.