My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Bossy – Kelis feat Too $hort

Hey ya.
You don’t have to love me
You don’t even have to like me
But you will respect me
You know why?
Cuz I’m a boss!

Uh uh… watch the beat go…
Uh uh… watch the beat go…
Uh uh… watch the beat go…
Uh uh… watch that beat go…

[Chorus – Kelis:]
I’m bossy
I’m the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That’s right, I brought all the boys to the yard
And that’s right, I’m the one that’s tattooed on his arm
I’m bossy
I’m the bitch you love to hate
I’m the chick that’s raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch to Bape
I’m back with an 808 ’cause I’m bossy

Ooh, lemme slow it down for ya so you can catch the flow (catch the flow)
Screw it up make it go extra slow (extra slow)
Real girls get down on the flo’ (on the flo’ get down, on the flo’)
Ooh, I gave you a taste you want some more (touch down)
On it like a pro
I ride the beat like a bicycle, I’m icy cold
Ooh, from the 6-4 hoppers up in crenshaw
The money making playas up in Harlem
Don’t want no problem
We gon’ keep it bumping while the 808 is jumping

Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill

[Chorus – Kelis]

Ooh, (I bet, I bet) I bet cha neva heard it like this before (this before)
My baby be cruising them phantom doors (phantom doors)
Got the bar popping this that you can’t afford (can’t afford)
Ooh, I’m drinking, blasting the crowds, it’s all smoking
All the while I’m all open
Me and my girls we stay fly and we love to stay high
Ooh, from the 6-4 hoppers up in crenshaw
To the money making playas up in Harlem
Don’t want no problems
We gon’ keep it bumping while the 808 is jumping

Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill

[Chorus – Kelis]

[Too $hort]
It’s ’bout time that she get with me
Can’t stop staring, she’s fine and she’s pretty
Damn girl, don’t hurt ’em
If niggas don’t get back, you gon’ work ’em
Put your mack down, I know your background
What chu want girl, you getting mad now
That’s how you do it, huh?
Well I’m the coolest one
In fact, it’s in the back bring ’em to the front (bitch)
Tell that man you’s a boss, bitch
Make some noise, raise your hand if you’s a boss, bitch
I don’t think he understands you’s a boss, bitch
Get some help if you can ’cause he lost it
Ain’t no refunds, she spent the cash mayne
In your Benz with her friends in the fast lane
Flossing, you say "How much it cost me?"
About a million dollars playa, she’s bossy

Well I decided it’s not worth writing about what happened.  For future reference when I read back and try to figure out what it was, I’ll just say I "mis-read the signs".  I’m sure you can figure it out from there, if it’s even of any interest to you…

Tomorrow (well today actually as it’s after midnight and I just got home from work), I’m going to visit an online friend of mine at the Gold Coast.  I reckon it’s gunna be a fun day.  He’s a gay friend who I’ve spoken to online heaps of times, but have yet to meet, and I trust him and he’s a lot of fun from what I can tell, so I’m giving into his pestering of wanting to meet me.  So I’m catching a train as soon as I wake up and he’ll pick me up from there.  It’s been in the back of my mind that yes, he could try something sexual, but I know there’s no way in hell that’s gunna happen, simply cos he’s not my type at all.  Awesome as a friend, but that’s as far as it goes.  Nothing wrong with that, right?

Meanwhile I’ve sorta been keeping an eye out for places to move out to.  There’s a huge rental shortage so I know it’s not going to be easy, but I gotta try.  My ex’s housemate can’t afford a place by himself when my ex moves out and reckons his only option will be to move back in with his parents.  I don’t want him to have to do that.  Thing is, I’m picky, and don’t really like the place where he is now – it’s not very secure, broken luvvers, no tv reception or internet other than dial-up – yeh, not really good for me.  So, unless I wait a few months, which I really don’t wanna do, I need to look around, maybe even transfer work stores if I have to.  Apparently you can do that online without even having to tell the store manager these days, so I overheard from a reliable source at work!  That’s pretty cool if it’s true.  It’d be cool to live near the city again, I really liked that, but tryna find it cheaply, yeh, another story lol.  A few of my friends reckon I’ll be a much happier person once I’m out of the current living condition I’m living.

It’s really hot right now.  Lovely Summer weather.  I wanna go to the beach tomorrow but my friend doesn’t like swimming.  He’s just self conscious about going to the beach shirtless – haha, so am I, but because I’m skinny rather than having a gut!  Ah well, what can ya do… I reckon we’ll have fun either way.  maybe I can convince him to do mini-golfing – I love that.  Especially in the pouring rain, but I dunno if it’s gunna rain tomorrow or not.

I’m gunna stay at his place the night.  Yeh I know I haven’t met him and he made a joke about trying something whilst I was asleep, but I let him know the minute he tried it, I’d be outta there lol – he was joking though. 

I went and added ‘relationships’ to my online profiles – I realised I don’t just wanna look for friends, and let any opportunity pass if there’s even a chance of a relationship.  They aren’t that scary – they are actually one of the biggest learning experiences in one’s life, so why not?  Who knows what can come up.

This year’s gunna be a good year, and I hope to make more friends.  Doesn’t seem to happen fast for me, but it happens 🙂  Who woulda thought this time last year I was living with the gay boys? lol.  A house like that was really awesome and fun, just the price tag that sucked, but you know what?  It didn’t bother me, cos I had fun there.

Edit: It’s 3:45am and I’m still up.  This Australia VS Belgium Davis Cup 5-setter is awesome!  Hewitt’s down in the 5th set.  His opposition is this cute Bel

gium guy, but maybe that’s cos he’s wearing a red shirt – I have a thing for guys in red lol…