Redefining Relationship

I have been ignoring Bonnie for almost a month now.  Well, I don’t know if you can call it ignoring.  It is not like she is always trying to call me.  We talk maybe once every other week.  But, I set her calls to go straight to voicemail anyway.  I blocked her from seeing my Facebook wall posts.  I was taking the advice of a relationship coach on his series "Fuck the Friend Zone."  In order to redefine the relatioship with a woman that I am in the "Friend Zone" such as Bonnie that I avoid contact and communication for 30 to 90 days before starting the process to turn Bonnie from a friend to a girlfriend.  I thought because of our now sparce phone calls that I would have to wait the 90 days before she realized I was missing in her life.

Right before I started the avoidance phase, I mentioned on my Facebook page that I was getting rid of my home phone which Bonnie did see and made a comment.  So, when she tried calling me a couple of times one day and her calls went straight to voicemail, she assumed that I had canceled my cell phone service.  About a week since our last contact (a text message) she saw me on Facebook and sent me a chat message asking me what my number was.  I disregarded the message.  About two weeks later, she sent me a message asking if I was okay and what is my phone number.  She also mentioned that she misses having me around.  Then, two days later she calls and leaves me a voicemail.  There is distress in her voice as if she was holding back tears.  I thought something happened to her as if she was upset about the anniversary of her dad’s death or maybe something happened to her sister Laura.  But, no, she saw on my Facebook page my profile picture of me having a milkshake at the Heart Attack Grill.  For those unfamiliar with the HAG, all the customers or "patients" as the restaurant likes to call them have to wear hospital gowns.  Bonnie had let her imagination run away with her and thought I had landed myself in the hospital.  I sent her a text message letting her know that I am fine and that I have just been busy.  She replied back that she is glad I am okay.

Yesterday, my friend Bryan and I met up at Twin Peaks for eats and drinks.  I let him know what happened.  He said that he knew as Bonnie called him wondering about the hospital gown.  He said he told Bonnie that I do work in a hospital after all.  I told him what I was up to.    I don’t remember what he said.  He did ask if I was mad at Bonnie.  I told him that I am a little bit.  He said he is too.  I’ll be less mad at her if I can get her naked in bed or at least get a hot and heavy make out session with her.