An Apt Quiz

When was the last time you had Domino’s pizza?

Last night.

Isn’t that shit awful?

Totally.

Are you hoping the Packers beat the Bears today?

Yes

Did you learn that koala bears are vicious recently?

Yes

Did that suprise you?

Yes.

When the question of whether or not they are vicious corssed your mind were you in an elevator and did you ask the guy in there with you if he happened to know if koalas were vicious and then he said they were, especially because so much of the ice is melting that they dont have anywhere to go really and the you realized he was talking about polar bears but you thanked him for the information anyway?

(Holy shit) I did!

What would win in a fight, a tiger or a bear?

That would depend on the bear.

If you answerd "That would depend on the bear", let’s say…hmmm…Grizzly?

The bear.

Koala?

The tiger.

If tigers could fly we’d all be fucked, huh?

Yeah.

Mauled by a tiger or eaten by a zombie?

Eaten is eaten.

Mauled by a tiger or raped by a man named Tiger?

That’s dumb.  I watched American Psycho last night for the first time.

First time?  It’s good huh?

It really was. 

Are you much of a Christian Bale?

Nah, that guy sucks.

He like NAILED that role though, right?

I actually told someone that.

Soooooo…cold enough for ya?

…

You look nice today.  Your face is shiney.

I’m using a moisturizing scrub.  I’m suprised it’s that easy to notice.

Weren’t you suppposed to go pick up pictures at 2?

Oh yeah.  Im gonna go do that.