Take out my beer bottles

Sometimes its difficult to figure out if youre infatuated with someone or if you wanna have sex with them.  Its kinda like playing Madden when you think "Welllllll maybe I should trade that black guy for a number four pick.  Then they dont have to listen to rap all the time in the locker room and get their wallets stolen."
Life imitates art.  So I gues yea, like in Madden I usually decide I should have sex with the person.