TiVo

Im wearing a band aid.  I havent done that in awhile.  Hmmm, and I burnt my finger on a toaster oven which I havent seen in awhile.  There could be some kinda correlation, I should write that down.  Google band aid+toaster oven conspiracy. 

I got TiVo.  http://www.nearlygood.com/video/ashtontivo.html.  Man, hail TiVo.  Id like to hang out with Jesus for a day and be like, "So what do you think about that coveting rule now, huh?  …Wanna order a pizza er?"  And Jesus would say that yes, he would wanna order a pizza.  From my thorough review of the bible and 4 years in the seminary academy I bet he lkes black olives.  And I like them too so we’d get along.  Except Id get other stuff on my half and hed be like "ewwwww theres mushrooms on my side."  And Id say under my breath "god yer such a bitch."  So its moot as me and Jesus will never watch TiVo cause I have no interest in watching TiVo with someone who cant just pick shit off their side.  Thats a real kinda chicken and egg conundrum.  Would I watch TiVo with Jesus, or would he annoy me with very specific pizza tastes.  Are you thinking about TiVo…

Or did I just blow your fucking mind?

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HES WASHING A FREAKIN CAT!