KTN 194

So I was leaving class tonight and I saw my license plate is KTN 194, and I thought thatd make a really good plot for a movie. A future where the androids fight the humans. Traitor human overlords pump out cyborgs to fight mankinds last hope for freedom, asembly line style like Skynet, and theyre kicking ass so you need an underdog and conflict.

KTN 192, what is your primary objective?

KTN 192, primary objective, to kill.

KTN 193, what is your primary objective?

KTN 193, primary objective, to kill.

KTN 194, what is you primary objective?

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Say again, KTN 194, what is your primary objective?

KTN 194, primary objective….to….to love.

Wow….I got chills.

Thats really all I got, but I mean what more do ya need? Thats like early George Lucas right there where people think this sucks but I dont even get this…maybe its good and Im dumb. I love this "motion picture".

I should have a kid and name it KTN 194.  NO!  I should adopt an 18 year old asian girl…for like…freedom.  Maybe that’s why I dont like my parents. Cause they gave me a boring name. So I had to take it upon myself to make a better name; Anndy. Andy, thats just like your not even tryin. But see my kid would have a really good name, KTN 194. Man would that open doors for him. The figurative kind which is the best kind of doors you can open. Thats why the man keeps screwing me, cause of my name. So right off the bat they didnt even do their job. It’s bad enough I gotta do my job and now I gotta do your fuckin job too mom? Damn Gold brickers. Thats what they are, gold brickers. Which Im not even sure thats a phrase but I think it was at one point during the 50’s. (How do ya turn a phrase? There’s a Crunch Berry under the fridge).

I guess the point is, which actually wasnt the point, KTN 194 would make a really good name for a kid. A girl kid though. Theyd call her kitten. Kitten Ninja. And shed seduce sailors and lead them to theiir watery ends. So I should move closer to the ocean. Cause we dont have sailors here.

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November 2, 2005

i’d watch that movie.

November 2, 2005

I’d bang that girl.

November 11, 2005

i’d f*ck your mom