If it wiggles….shoot it.

So I took off work today to get my back brakes fixed…$415! Sun bitch. t was $300 to get the front brakes fixed two weeks ago. Stupid life. Meanwhile I….Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice…Meanwhile I got my friggin girlfriend, "Hey, girlfriend," I say to her. "Im hungry for Triscuits." (Cause bitches you can talk about cheese in a can going better on Ritz, but for my money, its Triscuits or tell your story walkin.) "Come with me to the store girlfriend, where I will purchase Triscuits."

So we go. "I am hungry for a meal," she exclaimed with vigor. "Are you not also?" "No I am not." I retort. "Oh diet Pepsi I need this too, and oh I need this and oh I need that." Get up to the register, me there to buy a box of Triscuits and her with an over flowing armfull, and then she walks away for me to pay. ….HUH! I mean what the hell is that? ??? ?????? QUESTION MARK PARTY!

I now bring you, Question Mark Theater, Act 1. This is Joe ? This is Cynthia ? They met in cafe in Paris one autumn as the leaves began to change. Joe there for his research on the super train, Cynthia a wide eyed beauty taking a semester off to travel through Europe to see all the beautiful architecture she had devoted the last 3 years of her life to the study of.

?  "Excuse me miss, may I borrow this paper if youre done with it so I can peruse it as I am hear in this cafe in Paris while researching the super train."

?  "Oh, certainly. Being that I am here in Paris to see the architecure that Ive devoted the past three years of my life to, I have no need for this paper."

?  "…Forgive me for being frank miss…but your curveture reminds me of Quenica in the Lourve."

?  "Oh my, are all American boys who are in Paris to research super trains as forward as yourself."

?  "Its the kind of life we who research super trains lead that make us so bold in our actions. The names Joe. Im here researching super trains. And you are…"

?  "Cynthia. Cynthia McPerryWeather."

?  "Well Cynthia McPerryWeather, may I join you."

?  "…that would be lovely."

?  "Good le afternoon, what can I get for misuer and madamoselle today. Can I start you out with appetizer, a…ow you say….le awesome onion blossom."

End Act 1.