Stupid mailman, sqeal on me

Im hungry.  Where the fuck is Erin!?  Ohhhhhh someones gettin a slappin when she shows up.  OH!  Iknow!  Wanna read an entry from the diary where I pretend Im an 18 year old confused gay boy?

“So today I came home from school and was in my room and I heard dad yelling for me. So I went out and he was standing at the top of the stairs. He told me to come over and take a look at something. So I went over and looked down but didn’t know what I was supposed to be seeing. So I was going to walk down the stairs to look, but dad said not to move so I thought it was a mouse or something. So I was standing there trying to find out what he was looking at and I whispered what am I supposed to be seeing. And just like that dad says Why don’t you take a closer look! And I felt his hand shove me and I tumbled down the stairs.

When I came to it sounded like everybody was upstairs starting dinner. So I went up and was really mad at dad. I just started screaming at him. But then dad got really mad back. Hes a really funny guy and a lot of people don’t get his jokes.

And then he was like, you know Jake, I always thought you were the only one who could relate to my humor. And I guess I was wrong. I felt so bad after that. He has always been there and he was just trying to make me laugh and I yelled at him for it. I felt so low. Needless to say I didn’t get any dinner tonight.”

Pushing someone doen the stairs is NOT a joke. You shouldn’t have felt bad. You could have gotten really hurt :-/ [Natures Embrace]

IM HUNGRY!  Erins here.  Bout fuckin time.