Cascading into Decadence

Theres an attorney firm coming to our work to give a semminar called Manly, Diaz. That is so friggin cool. Manly Diaz. Sounds like a wrestler. Jake Manly…Gomer Diaz *BANG!….BANG BANG!* Are….DA DA DADA DAH! DA BA DADADA BA! Manly Diaz, Attorneys at Law.

I decided my girlfriends a lot like my last job where I was like this is borin. Where I quit before I officially get fired. Zero effort. I think Im cascadin into decadence. Holy shit that phrase was off the top a me head. Im smart. …I rock. Im charmin too. I really cant say enough about me. I do got a lotta charm. And wit. Hot too but I got a zit though. Maybe its the zit thats keepin me from getting a tv show. Ya know even if someone came to me and was like Well we are interested in givin you a tv show but…..the zit. Id be like, Yeaaaaaaa I would go to the store and get some Stridex er somethin but….Dude its like 5 miles to the store, wait in line fer like an hour, and its like 2 bucks.

Ive also become notoriously cheap. I also was in trainin with this lady who would answer every rhetorical question like it was god damn Jeopardy.

Now do the banks want to make money or do they want to lose money? Obviously they want to mak…

They wanna make money cause they, cause they, cause they wanna make a profit. They dont wanna lose money cause

RHETORICAL FUCKIN QUESTION!!!!!! Im gonna write Rhetorical on a brick and wait fer her ass in the parkin lot.

YA UNDERSTAND THE DEFINITION OF RHETORICAL NOW!!!!” *Thud* “HOW BOUT NOW, YA GOT IT NOW!!!!.

And that lady keeps pissin me off more, “K so say you get all your chickens in a row…”

ITS DUCKS!!!

Aight lemme ax you dis den

IT ASK!!!!

Manly Diaz eh? Thats funny. Imagine a law firm with a monkey. ….Wow. “Manly, Diaz…We have a monkey.” A monkey is shown makin screamin monkey noises. Wow……Wow.THats just good exposition.