Like a pheonix from the ashes
Wiggles McNinja. Thats a good name.
an I like Tenacious D.
Lost a bunch entries, thats a drag. Cause Im not just yappin in my entries. Im not just sayin stupid shit like “HEY!….I ahhhh….I got me some new socks!” Alright thats probably verbatim somethin I said before, BUT! I can assure you when I say somethin like that its important. THeres a message in there somewhere. Like the bible code. Which makes me like Jesus. NAY! Im only a conduit for the message to travel through. Spreadin the GOOD WORD!
On second thought I am like Jesus I guess. I drink wine every now and again and I stepped on a nail once. There, Jesus. I never really cured a leper but I talked to a homeless drunk in Duluth last weekend. Which I think makes Mike my Peter. And Jesse my Paul. And my cat Judas. Cause you should see the way she looks at me sometimes. Like two weeks ago, I woke up and she was sittin on my chest holdin a pillow right above my face and then she saw my eyes open so she paused fer a second and then panicked and took off runnin.
It also may be important to note that Im on a triple dose of Valium and triple dose of Vicadin. Sittin at a stoplight on my way home from werk last Thursday and some guy in a truck just plows into me, didnt even slow down, goin like fity. Fucker. Kid my age. Fucker. Think he thought I was gonna kill him. And he was correct. Cause I was. So pretty much this whole week has been a drug enduced haze. Niiiiiiiiiiice. And I do fuckin hurt which sucks cause now Im gonna turn into the one fat lady that there always is at every job Ive ever had. Always one fat white trash lady at every job whos like “Well I was in an accident 7 years ago so I cant make it to work on time and I got some money from the insurance company and I need to take time off to go to therapy and now Im gonna go smack my kids round and blah blah nothins my fault.” And I dont wanna be that fat lady. I have no interest in bein a fat lady. And theres these commercials for this attorneys office called Woods and Thompson, starin Robert Vaughn. And the way I look at it, the villian from the movie Baseketball could never steer ya wrong. Thats really always been the motto Ive tried to live my life by and now its just so applicable.
Nice havin a rental car though. Dont have to slow down fer speed bumps or look out fer pot holes anymore. THats bout it I guess. I also saw this band last weekend up in Duluth and in the middle of the show the buildin caught on fire so I stole three glasses as we filed outside. So that was nice. Turned a negative into a positive. Cause thats what Im aboot.
0.0 d00d. no wonder you almost died. You were in a sable! Hope you don’t die in your sleep or anything. *sad* *hug* stay alive!
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stay alive? bitch don’t know you, does she? geeez. HEY. come see. I wrote about you. f8cker.
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DUDE!! You totally have the same car as me. Except like… I have a trunk in the back and not like… in the back seat. Although, your way seems a lot cooler. Oh yeah and um… you’re really hot, please have sex with me.
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cry me a river. a mississippi river.
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you scarey peice of white trash ninja ass where ya been?? MOTHERF*CKERS! oh…oh baby….oh…oh baby *screams in ecstasy* YOU WROTE AN ENTRY hence the creaming and the screaming now now now im out and you’ll cry….and if you dont i’ll beat you hard until you do screaming EAT IT B*TCH EAT IT ~ heather the mayor
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DUDE! im so happy to see a real picture of you, sexy biotch! reow! id do ya. anyways he didnt stop either a) didnt like your car b) was trying to read your stickers c) didnt like your stickers or d) didnt know you were got. sue man be a jew you know you want to. sue him cause he gave you whip lash. late sexy
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^ Sad Angel
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what the shxt it keeps signing me out. gah! i left you that unsigned note about diary sex…haha actually the last 2 see above
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Like OMG do you know that Anndy kid? wtf, he’s hawt…I wouldnt mind killing him. hm…wtf did that make sense? Im sleepy sing me a lullaby *anne
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I had not wanted it to come to this but I’m leaving you a stupid note in here. Sorry to hear that you got rear ended, but then again I would have found out if I would have called you like ya said to. I’ve been mucho busy lately, so I’ll try to schedule you in. But if you can email me ya lazy white trash ninja. Your Friend itsumo(means always in japanese), Lina
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mooooooo moooo,i’m voodoo cursing you!
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sorry to hear… well see about your car. even though you probably forgot about me, but im back to open diary for a while. hope all is well. missed ya. -Jeannie
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heeeeeeey that IS a good question. ain’t no answer to it, but it’s a damn good question. THERE. no more serious. BAh.
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ryn- dude, seriously, please start beating bitches, for my sake if not for your own. I really can’t stand chicks. oh yeah and, i don’t count as one of those called “bitches” so don’t beat me please 🙁 that is unless it’s durring sex, in which case I’m okay with that. Kinky.
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ohhh ya signed it. foe paw.
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iiiiim the mayor iiiiim the mayor yoooour the bitch yooooour the bitch MOO yeah piff. they werent lyrics ya tard they were a poem WHICH IS DIFFERENT HENCE THEY ARE NOT SUNG! and per-leez pro-girl? biotch how do ya know they werent gay? how it mighta been two gay guys….THINK THINK THINK YA TARDED ICE WEASEL im done your dumb ~ mayor
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