Z….Yea why not
“Cheney, Rumsfeld, and President Bush all appeared together for the first time since the administration took office. It also marks the frist time ever that all three were together and no one strangled a puppy…….Why all the gasps? I am merely implying that when they get together in the same room, a puppy will be strangled.”
I thought of yet another great idea fer a tv show. Man fuckin gimme a network. Well throw on the three shows I thought of in primetime, the rest of the time is just midgets playin sports. Man midget track, midget football, midget basketball with regulation size hoops, oh midget track with regulation size hurdles, Im laughin bout that one just thinkn bout it.
So yea the shows kinda like Quantum Leap except its exactly like Quantum Leap. Only instead of bein some fancy shmancy scientist hes just some hardcore alcholic who blacks out and wakes up in a new place with a new adventure. Like he wakes up in a small town where someones gonna lose there farm and then bam pass the Jack Daniels….problem solved. End of the show, wakes up about to go over Niagra falls and says Dude what the fuck!
Dude What the F 7:00-8:00
Rooflings 8:00-9:00
The Reality Show Where We Imprision Some Brown Person and Tell Them There Involved in a Terrorism Plot and Whomp His Ass on a Daily Basis, Not to Mention the Psychological Torture, 9:00-10:00.
Poth ead Idol, where fer example a guy juggles live ferrets, which by the way is incrediably difficult, 10:00-10:30.
Whiskey Bottle Hurlin TV, which is basically home video cameras on people and then someone comes into their room and they drunkingly hurl a whiskey bottle at em and scream get the fuck out my room, 10:30-11:00
Violent Infomercial Theatre 11:00-6:00
6:00-7:00 Katie Curic’s Today Show
7:00-7:30 Grizzled Elderly Angry Vietnam Vet’s Story Time Hour
7:30-8:00 Pummel Someone, a show kinda like punk’d but instead of playin a prank we beat the fuck outta celeberties. First guest, Adam Sandler, *Thud Thud* “STOP…MAKIN….MOVIES”. Actually thats goin in Primetime.
The rest filled up with talk show, the midgets, and some show about shovin down cmall children.
i think porn might be a welcome addition to that station.
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Noter above me has a good point! Hmmm…if there WAS a channel like that, I don’t know if I’d ever get out of my PJs! I’d lay around and watch TV all day….Yeah, and never work. WHY ISN’T THERE A CHANNEL LIKE THIS?!?!?!? WHYYYY?!?!??!?!?
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*hands a bag of bbq chips* Hmm–maybe a live show too–how about something like EdTV…except Anndy tV…where Heather can guest star and molest minkys with you…and there will be little midgets running around with your face painted on their bellies. How hot. It’d have no plot but still–it’d be great.
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oh anndy, yer brilliant, but ASPCA would kill you for the ferret thing, even though ferrets are evil.
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i shall tell you of my greeting card i made. but not now, cuz i’m kinda leaving. goodbye, ya hilarious doofus. take me to a concert!!!
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dude what channel do you watch that quantum leap comes on??!?!!?@??@?#@ ya lucky bastard. oh boy.
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I used to watch the smallville with some idiot boy who was the suck, but then….then he stood me up and it all changed. IT ALL CHANGED! shit. my echo’s back.
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lol brown person. ryn. um sure are. no not any stories i know of of said 28 year old
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and what does this entry need? my attention…bc i cant read it right now..yeah…bye ~ heather
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slut monkey?
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OH LORD oh that was funny…midget track thats awesome thank you…i cried…~ heather
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god damn, spiderman’s humpin obi wan!! here, wanna see pitchers? meh. I got nothin. BUT! watchin tv and I just realized I wanna play football with you. same team er not, I’m tacklin you in a big mud puddle.
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ryn- No silly, Nick has a 10 year old girlfriend. And I don’t talk to him anymore, but he reads my diary still apprarently. So i made it so that he can’t anymore.
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Oh and Katie Curic should definately not make any appearances on your channel like ever. Midgets though, that’s an awesome idea. The other day when this guy’s dad was carrying his stuff, he was behind some fence or something and i totally thought his dad was a midget. I was like bugging out and whatnot until Bama told me I was being retarded and the guy was not a midget at all.
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What about midgit twister? on a double size mat, with huge friggin circle s and such. oh yes. also, if you could make it so the tv dispensed alcohol when ever it was on this station. man that would be jawsome. heresomthin i think you will enjoy. for at least a minute or so. http://rtf.phonelosers.org/murphy.swf “aww clean your ears out woman i want some balls!”
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oooh and at the end of Pummel*d, the pummelee would be required to look directly into the camera and exclaim “I got pummelled! damn you anndy kutcher!”
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This is so irreverant that I had to laugh.
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Scathing
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RYN: Aye and Halliburton also did business with Ayatollah Khameni and Col. Gaddafi. Seems old Tricky Dicky Cheny didn’t have a problem with these “terrorists” back in the 80s. My how times change.
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Erm dude you notes didn’t make sense. Either you failed to spot I’d written a satire or you’re masking your support for the war in double negative syntax. When was I condescending?
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This is the funniest thing ever, and I wanted to show it to you: http://www.youdamnkid.com/d/19990503.html BWAAHAHAHAH!!
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