Thiiiiis close to fuckin snappin

Talkin a total smokin ban in the Twin Cities. Mother….Fuck. Do it. I fuckin dare ya. Between that and payin over two bucks a gallon fer gas somebody gots to die. Bannin smokin in fuckin bars. Yea great fuckin idea then everyone says, and by everyone I mean me, Man I dont wanna go to a fuckin bar, lets just stay at home. Its not like the bars wouldnt lose buisness. Im such a libretarian when it comes to that type of shit. If I own a buisness, busted my ass fer years to make my dream come true, who the fuck are you to come in and tell me how I gotta run it, and who I gotta hire.

These pristine lunged mother fuckers. They wanted part of the resteraunt, we gave em a part. They wanted the whole thing, we gave em the whole thing. They wanted the planes, we gave em the planes. And its like that only encouraged em. Like, god damn they gave up the restraunts….uhh….stop smokin outside…YEA! What about my babies health!

What baby, I dont see a baby.

Oh I left him in the car.

….alone

Dont worry I left the windows up.

Its like 90 degrees

…uhh….HOW DARE YOU TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY CHILD!

And since fuckin when in this country do we put health above money. Maybe these fuckin people that are that bored can redirect their energies at Dupont who dump 2000 tons of cancer causin toxins into the air, have 93 charges against em fer knowinly dumpin 2000 tons of somethin that causes CANCER in the air, it gets dropped to 7 cause they also dump tons of money into both parties, get fined 6 million dollars, then write off the 6 million on their taxes as a buisness expense. Wow, I almost went off on a tangent about how stupid it is to say theres not class warfare and brought up that the last time the workin class was takin this much shit we were thowin tea into a harbor….its called a referrence…ya weiner.

So there, all ya hear is economy economy. Well liquor and cigarettes are probably the only two things left that are still made in the united states. And bars are local buisness. The only type of buisness that isnt gonna outsource to India. The only type of buisness thatll increase city revenue without payin workers slave wages like a Walmart.

Allright I guess Im done nowMOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YOU ILL FUCKIN…ILL KICK YA! Fuckin smokin outside in Minnesota. The fuckin colds probably worse fer ya then the cigarette.  And aside from that, good.  Im sick of waitin in lines man, kill off part of the population.  My policy, which I thought of while sittin in traffic fer an hour the other day, exterminate 50% of the population.  Just at random.  Then everyones happy.  We all lose loved ones, no bias.  Then we can erect a giant (heh erect) tombstone to honor the dead.  Cause god only fuckin knows, someone cant die anymore in this country without there bein a cross put up and cards left and candles burnin.  At least I can still look to Mad cow and cell phones.  I masturbate to the thought of the year 2014, a 728% increase of malignant brain tumors, a scientist givin a press confrence and sayin “Uhhh oops.  Turns out they do give ya cancer…..our bad.”