Martin Van Buren is a Weiner

Story, I was at the liquor store buyin my ghetto 40, and this guy comes up to me and is like hey come here. Then he tells me he forgot his liscense and asks me if Ill buy this bottle for him cause I look cool. Pffff nigga you have no idea. Anyways, heres $20, I need change cause Im broke. So I say swear yer 21? And hes like yea I swear I just forgot my ID at home. So he goes outside and waits. I buy my ghetto 40, go out the door I parked by which was a different one, and leave. HA, fuck him the dummy.

Wooooooo Carolina, fuck the Rams.

Fuck the fuckin stupid fuckin weiner Patriots. (Jets suck, giants suck, knicks suck….Krypton sucks)

Go Indi woot, Peyton Manning you sexy lil square. Although KC represent.

PAckers woot. Favre in da hizzie. Fuck Philadelphia choke loser suck hole bitches.

Therefore, it is assured that the Superbowl will be the Patriots vs. Philadelphia (which aside from the Jets, are my two most hated of teams) to assure that I have no interest in the game whatsoever and to negate the very small amount of pleasure watchin the Super bowl brings me because….the whole fuckin worlds against me. Thats kinda like an opposite of Delusions of grandure…or maybe by definition it is delusions of grandure but in a pessimistic way. Im not exactly sure I have my people findin that out fer me though.

Winner of the Superbowl will be…..The New England suck ass patriots. God I hate the Patriots. Fuckers. Ohhhh look at us were the New England Patiots. Where do we Play? Fuck if I know, somewhere in New England. Were to fuckin special to narrow it down to a city er even a state. Ohhhhh look at me Im Tom Brady I make men question there sexuality cause Im so attractive with my stubble and disarming smile. Bastard.