Law upon law upon law upon law

“Mayor, we demand you bring in a police chief who will do something!”
“DEMAND! Who are you to demand anything, I run this town!”
“Election in November, Election in November”
“What! Again! This stupid country.”

Lemme sum up why I wanna go into politics.

1. Federal mandated warning labels on Windex cautioning people its not to be taken internally. Jesse Ventura was the greatest governor ever because once upon a time they wanted to pass a law in MN makin it illegal to be on the ice before a certain date because people kept goin out before the ice was frozen all the way and fallin through. Everyone cheered, hoorah, itll save lives, Im in favor of that. But JEsse Ventura vetoed it twice because “You can not legislate stupidity.” Amen brotha.

First we got enough damn laws. Second, some lives shouldnt be saved. If we remove warning labels, worse case scenario we lose someone who thinks maybe they can save some time by makin toast in the tub while they bathe. I doubt will lose the guy who cures cancer. And this idea that all life is precious, no. Sorry, youve been misinformed. Everytime in October when I hear about someone fallin through the ice, I smile inside.

2. Propaganda campaigns and how easily the sheeple bleat out mindless slogans without thinkin. Support our troops. Do you support our troops?

How about do you support the people in Iowa? Can ya say yes I support them or no I dont support them. Its not even a question. It doesnt mean anything and thats the point. Support our troops means as much as support the people of Iowa. Of course no one doesnt NOT support the troops. The issue is do you support the policy. But ya dont want people to think about THAT issue. Thats the whole point of good propaganda. Ya create a slogan that nobodys gonna be against and everyone will be for. Nobody can really tell ya what it means cause it doesnt mean anythin.

“Tom was a fattish but active man of paralyzing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms. One of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom the party depended.” Guess what that quotes from and if you get it right you win free oral sex and a slightly used oven mit.

3. Law upon law upon law upon law. So mnay laws no one can understand them all. Laws for every petty issue imaginable. Laws tellin people who own there own buisness who they must hire, laws that make people who own there home get permission and pay money for a permit to do home improvements, laws that make it illegal to leave that home without identification. Law upon law. The more laws that are enforced on a population, the less free that population is.

Ok and real quick, Numba 4. Taxes. 100% of all income tax collected goes to payin interest on the nations debt. The interest not the principal. 100%. All money taken federally from yer pay check goes to pay for nothin. The constitution gives congress the power to coin money to regulate its worth and protect against the manipulation of currency for profit. The federal reserve act of 1913 gave that power to the federal reserve, a private corporation. Heres how it works, the govt needs 1.7 trillion to pay for an annual budget thats a joke. They raise 900 billion in taxes. The federal reserve prints up 800 billion thats backed by nothin and has no worth, and borrows it to the govt and now our taxes can go to payin off the 800 billion that the govt borrowed and the owners of the banks that make up the Federal reserve have just made 800 billion profit for counterfittin.

“I firmly believe that taking the power to coin money out of the hands of congress will be more dangerous to America than a foreign standing army on its soil” Thomas Jefferson, or Big TJ as he liked to be called. There, yer all smarter now. Fuckers.