Mouse:house::Mice:hice

Ill (wow upper case I’s and lower case L’s are indistiquishable…fascinating) make this brief cause I killed a bum awhile back and Ive had “destroy evidence” on my to do list for what seems like forever!

I thought of this perfect holiday commercial and I wanna share. Th9is kids sleeping his bed and you see christmas lights hung. Ya see the living room decked out complete with Christmas tree. Its totally quiet. Then ya hear a thud. Sounds like footsteps on the roof. Then we see the cute lil kid in his bed again start to slowly wake up. He hears the footsteps, sits up excitedly. Cute lil music hits. He scuttles downstairs and sees a silouete of a man. Theres a close up of the precious lil boys adorable smile, “santa!” he exclaims. We see the silouette of the man again. He stands motionless. Arms at his side. We see the boys smile slowly fade as he seems confused. “Sa…Santa?” The silouette again.

Slowly…from one of the hands appears a large butcher knife. Suddenly theres a close up of the mans face, his hideous meniacal smile, face smeared with blood. “Your mommy said youve been naughty!!!!!” The man holds the severed head of a woman by her hair. The child screams. Annnnd freeze. “This holiday season, ask yourself…how safe is your family…Seasons Greetings…ADT Security Systems.”

I sent it to ADT, I look forward to workin on the project with em.

Sad Angel

December 3, 2003

lol that was awesome as a possum. i was thinking either the kid of santa hung himself with the christmas lights and something like try to have a safe holiday and hang your lights higher next time =) i heart you dolly hunnie, and i still miss you

dancing in plastic

dude the chick on top of me likes possums! that’s awesome. hehe that also sounds dirty. Anndyway (heh heh) i totally love your idea, you should also make a greeting card that says “I would never let santa murder your mother” cuz that’s just sweet. Good for the holidays too.

oh, and i expect you to share the profits of the idea.

Stoone

dude, wicked awesome! i hope they do that. although, they probably will be buttheads and not show blood. but something just as freepy. ah, way ta go my friend! ~Jus

Hello beautiful…Im feeling better I guess… yeah, I had a long talk with Athena today…that was funny…I misses my sister…. yeah… But meh how are ya? thats good…fun entry…I look foreward to seeing it on tv sometime…lol… love and bye

lmao, or its a great movie idea if not commercial laters Lina

Czarina

December 4, 2003

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! dude that’s scary as shit. i’m glad i dun have a chimney. what the hell is the plural of moose?

December 5, 2003

happy hanukkah! = P

first day of hanukuh isn’t till december 20th

man, f8ck you

yeah, it’s a gay name. her middle name is caroline which is much betta – and THE BABY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE IT HAS DOWN’S SYNDROME IN REAL LIFE SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!! jerk. made me lose my temper. *pant pant*