I havent drank fer weeks, my livers bored

Black and orange stray cat sittin on a fence
Ain’t got enough dough to pay the rent
I’m flat broke but I don’t care
I strut right by with my tail in the air

Stray cat strut I’m-a (ladies cat)
Feline casanova hey man that’s that
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean ole man
Get my dinner from a garbage can

Meow

I don’t bother chasing mice around, oh-no
I slink down the alley, lookin for a fight
Howlin to the moonlight on a summer night
Singin the blues while the lady cats cry
Wild stray cat you’re a real gone guy
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat a style

I don’t bother chasing mice around, oh-no
I slink down the alley, lookin for a fight
Howlin to the moonlight on a summer night
Singin the blues while the lady cats cry
Wild stray cat you’re a real gone guy
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat a style

Mannnnnnn, thats like my theme song. Im a happy camper. Im a pimp. Secret agent double 0 fresh. The Stealth Ninja Prime Minister of Sinister. The Intergalactic Space Pimp. The percentage thing. 80/20, Happy/hate yer life. Im in the 80s tonight, and thats always good. But whenever I get in the high 80’s man that 20’s like right behind. But fer now, fuckin yay me, I rule. So in a zen way yay everyone. Top movies.

5. Dont know, but you should start with 5
4. Fight Club. Fuck Capatilism
3. Monty Python Holy Grail
2. Braveheart
1. Scarface. Holy Al Pachino. “You know what capatilism is> Getting fucked.”
The end weiner