Happy Mansons Birthday everybody

I dont even have my decorations up yet. It just came so fast this year.

Hey its my stupid lil birthday. Woot. I guess. Ya know what Id whole heartedly woot for? Nachos. Yeaaaaa nigga dats what Im talkin bout. But ya know Laveyian satanists believe a persons birthday is the most important holiday. As god and king of yer own world its more important to celebrate yer own birth rather than the birth of an invisible man in the sky. So there ya go. Suck my knowledge. Yea suck it. Yea thats right do it. Ok now use yer hand a lil. No dont do…hey get away from there I dont like that.

Duuuuude, ya guys wanna hear gossip? I was pissy yesterday so me and Heather were drinkin and she was talky and duuuuuude, back in the day, right, she had a three way….with fuckin Guenther yo. Ohhh man its drivin me nuts cause I cant tell anyone. So you, my online friends, you get to hear it.

Lets see other things, man did this shit lose its novelty, this one girl was real steadfast against me seein her feet but I saw em, so I started writin a poem about how I want my hot man jiz to splash powerfully between her toes and make her feet stick to the floor when she gets up, and it turned into this diatribe about Israel and grapenuts. Its fuckin awesome. Toe jizzin, zionism, cereal, thats a fuckin poem yo. Suck my mighty love rod TS Elliot. Yea you suck it. Yea take it! No, hey, stay away from there, what is it with you people?

Blah blah blah vagina, Im gonna get so hammered tommorw. Shamefully hammered. I still feel shame when I think about last years birthday. So much shame, I coulkd start a religion. If only cathilosism hadnt beaten me to it. Yea thats right I just fuckin bashed yer religion, blow me. Mmmm yea do that a lil more. Oh do that harder. No stay away from th…fine lets give it a whirl.

wow today is my friend’s birthday too!! (not you, you are dead to me) heh. ~Betty Sue, nsi.

Happy Birthday ya Freak! Hope all your kinky freak fantasies come true. RYN: Yeah, in this case when self-loathing is a common denominator it is an aphrodisiac. Aphrodisiac can mean to enduce excitement, it’s kind of exciting to meet another self-loather.

Czarina

November 12, 2003

dude, i don’t give birhday blowjobs, and i’ll go anywhere i damn well please and I’LL MAKE YOU LIKE IT GODDAMNIT!!!! yeah that’s right, who’s the head bitch now? anyway, happy birthday. and a threesome with guenther? oh that’s just sick.

Happy Birthday Batman… Hey, haha, I got sick on yer birthday, how about that?! Thats cool… uhhh meh, Im gonna go…take care..

dancing in plastic

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I wrote you an email this morning cuz I remembered it’s your birthday today and I rule for that. And so do you, see the love? RYN: I bear up Kyle, and I gave him a punch in the face for you. That’s my birthday present to you.

“bear up”… that’s like beating someone up, only way more brutal. Cuz i’m way badass like that.

I always put my Manson’s Birthday decorations (I like to call it Mansonmas) up the day after Labor Day. I like to stay ahead.

Sad Angel

happy birthday sh*thead =). btw as soon as i get to it ill send you a card =P

cute_fat_chic

Happy Birthday darling. I heart you. I was gonna send you a cheesy e-card…that’s so very me, isn’t it? But I’m feeling sh8tty, so I didn’t. Okay, not a cheerful thought. As for the note above…I would give ya’ a birthday blow job. *kisses & hugs & birthday blow jobs*

dude dude a little kid just came into the office with his moms and he’s like FIVE and he’s suckin on a pacifier. that kid’s gonna have some problems down the road. wellll or right now AND down the road.

Happy Belated Birthday Anndy! I wanted to call you last night, but I worked till midnight. Hope you had a wonderful day! -Jeannie

tracerzz

November 16, 2003

dude my birthday always seems to be the suckiest day of the year. what does that mean in the eyes of the satanists??? but hey, now i can think of x-mas as celebrating everybody’s individual bday instead of having to think that i have to act all religous. that sounds dumb. oh well, I know what i mean.