I ran outta titles. Janets stupid yo

I realize the Jetsons were a bunch of god damn liars and we dont have anythin close to teleportation, but fuck its the year 2003, couldnt we make shelless crabs, whcih would be easier fer eatin, or at the VERY FUCKIN LEAST somethin better than condoms. Jesus.

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Are we havin sex or is my penis just standin around lookin pretty. HOLY SHIT I JUST MADE THAT UP! Yea, just as in right on the spot. Holy fuckin wit!

“You could slam the tip of my dick in a car door and I wouldn’t even flinch if I was wearing a condom.”

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Hello pretty…. uhh, great joke? er yeah….talk to ya lata Batman

November 2, 2003

haha.. someone is horny?

if using the word soulless as an example – shellless should have three L’s, not two.

November 3, 2003

erm… BUT ANNDY, I DONT LIKE CRAB!! oh well, you can eat all the shelles crab you want. or ‘shellless’ as the person said befer. so, how you been? rahrah! oh wait… samemsamesmaemsamemsame. hahaha. nver mind. take care~Jus