Symetrical people rule!

Sometimes I think if time travel was possible Id go back 10 years, break into my cousins house, and pee on him while he sleeps. Then 15 years from now while were all sittin around at thanksgiving hed tell a story about how “Mannnn Ill never forget the time that guy broke in and peed on me”

And Id be like NO WAY….heh…pee soaked fucker.

I also thought of a new idea fer a card. On the front itd be like “I like you” And then thered be 23 pages of detailed transparent blueprints showing a stick person with a dotted line goin down there middle. Close ups of the head, 3 dimensional sketches, random complicated mathmatical theorums, and then on the last page itd say “Youre really symetrical”

The alternate card would say “Youre really symetrical…Thats fucking dope. Symetry represent yo”

Sighhhhh, my dream. Thatll always be the dream, to have a greeting card factory. But Hallmark would never allow it. Yea I know, the oil companies are in charge. Or if your more naive, the president, but you simple minded fool. Youll never know the power of the greeting card industry. In fact just readin this may have endangered you and those you care about.

Fer real…watch yerself. Oh damn I heard someone outside yer house. Hah, Im kiddin but you were scared huh? Yea Im a lil prankster, funny me.

THATS NOT FUNNY FUCKER!!

DONT YOU FUCKIN YELL AT ME BITCH IT WAS A JOKE!!

DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU LOSER SON OF A DRUNK DAD!!!

See wasnt that fun we just played relationship. Hmm board game idea. But man Hallmark and Paker Brotheres…..Hand in Hand baby….Hand in Hand.