Ha! Cyber sex rules!
Holy shit you have to read this whole thing. Funny as hell.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t fuck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
But Miss Spears is still lookin fo love and finds a new willin partner 10 minutes later.
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I’m ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em… Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
HAHAHA! Oh shit Ive read this like 7 times and almost cry everytime I get to the last robe and wizard cap.
Well thats all fer today.
lmao, that’s funny haha. Sounds like a real gamer haha…
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youd think that by looking at the last letters in the eminem name it spell out his other name but than again…..ryn. can’t say i know it, i’m bored/boring, the only people that see it is you, gives me hours of fun, keeps me occupied. sorry…night nites
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haha, fantastic…lol
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that is CYBER-TASTIC!!!!
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I have friends that do this… they go into chat rooms and ask people to cyber, they pick out random pictures of people off the internet and say that it’s them then they just say the most ridiculous things.
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ROFL!!!!
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oops, ROFL!! forgot to sign in.
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haven’t I seen this shit somewhere else? get some new f8cking material.
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ryn: I would say he’s BETTER than beck, but I don’t want you to whack my family. rynryn: my, we’re perceptive!
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baby, you’re a lost cause. YOU shut up.
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Curses. Foiled again. I thought if I quoted Beck, you’d shut the hell up and leave me alone. and those are MY cargo pants, dammit – your fat ass is stretching them – TAKE EM OFF! okay..wait – no, put em back on – ugh – gag – please……..
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Dammit – you know I meant that in a strictly asexual THOSE ARE MY PANTS kinda way. Jesus would approve. And no, I’m not getting married. I made up a fiance’ cuz someone once told me that makin up fiance’s was erotic.
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you only hated my carrot trick because it stung and made your eyes water – and you DO try sooo hard not to show weakness. *sigh*
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It’s hard to suck one’s witty retort when one never has any. Trust me, I’ve tried, baby.
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p.s. annnnnnd why is it we can’t have a quasiconversation without you begging me for oral sex?
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I’ll call ya whatever I want, and you’ll LIKE it. Man, that was almost as witty and original as some of YOUR “retorts”. Air quotes RULE.
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‘Tell me, what’s your zip code baby?’ Oh, if only you lived nearby so I could drive to your house and smack you with some cuneiform or or maybe a squirrel, I dunno. My palm, my foot, SOMEthing. Ohhhhh, baby, if I didn’t hate you so much, I’d be indifferent to you.
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you ARE the kind of puppy-hating bastard that would do that, aren’t you? annnnd that was sorta funny, but I’ve seen better.
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and, yeah, there would have to be SOME free parkin or you’d go home cryin like the little sissy bitch that you are.
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nice way to turn that into a monopoly reference. good job. here, have a f8cking carrot. ram it in til….well, you’ll know when to stop.
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ohhhh – you were ALREADY talkin about monopoly. hmm. funny. I wasn’t. since you really DO have a little car and I really DO have a little dog and you really DO whine about parking. Your life game is really a monopoly game, huh? and – my chest is my own. take your chances.
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