Sexual Revalations 7:12

Ive made an important psychological sexual discovery. I dont ever wanna have sex with a virgin. Or like a kinnnnnnda virgin. Ever again. I figured this out. Its just not my thing. I mean everybodies supposed to LOVE virgins. Even muslims have that whole death 40 virgin things. And if its not Muslims then I just proved Im a typical American. “Ya know that religion that uhhh, whats it, the one with the terrorism, uhhh, ya know the one with the darkies we bomb that hate our freedom.”

And I also think I might have conscience thing goin on with it. And Im not supposed to have a conscience cause Im like evolved. Especially if there way hot. If yer like way hot and a virgin er kinda virgin, then that seems to suggest yer savin yerself fer somethin special. And thats not fer me. So Id think man Im a smooth bastard maybe Im takin advantage of her. And Im like a zen master so Id feel bad on a subconcious level.

And there was some other reason but I forget it now.

Heres my point, heres the discovery. I need a girl whos whorey. Rather than havin a girl say “Is that right? Im sorry. Is that ok?” Id much rather have a girl whod say “Smack my ass hard and call me Hitler….NOW! Do it fucker!”

Quote fer the day: “Gimme a sip of yer coffee…..decaf, you fuckin pussy.”