Ultra long survey

1. Name: Lauren

2. birthday: October 12th

3. sign: Libra

4. age: 17

5. sex: Female

6. location: King’s Lynn, Norfolk, England

7. school: King Edward VII Sports College *nods* KES to you and I 

8. glasses/contacts: yes. both. mostly contacts because I’m awaiting new glasses coz mine aren’t strong enough

9. braces: Nope

10. fat/skinny: Skinny

11. tall/short: pretty short

12. do you like ketchup: Yup but only because I can’t eat a meal without a sauce

13. do you like mustard: er no. 

14. do you like mayonnaise: yum yum yes

15. do you like pickles: no

16. do you like boys or girls: both 😉

17. do you like pickle relish: nope

18. do you like chicken: im a veggie

19. do you like spinach:yes yummy. potato rostis with spinach and mozzerella on top. mmmm

20. do you have any sibling: yup

21. what are their names: Dominic Jon

22. how old are they: 20

23. do you have any pets: Yup

24. what are their names: Chester

25. what kind of pets are they: Dog. weimaraner

26. do you like school: i used to. before 6th form

27. if you could choose anyone to rule the world who would you choose: Wallace and Gromit

28. do you like pokemon: why would i do a thing like that?

29. do you talk to voices in your head: yup

30. do they tell you to do stuff: all the time

31. do you listen: why wouldnt i?

32. have you ever had wet dreams about someone: *shakes head* fraid not 

33. how often do you talk on the phone: not a lot…i text all day everyday though

34. how often do you surf the web: erm only all evening every evening

35. how often do you hang out with friends: not too often coz they work evenings most of them or live in villages away from here or…are busy with other stuff.

36. do you have a bf/gf: Yes Boyfriend

37. do you love them: *smiles*  *goes red* yeah…

38. have you ever loved anyone: *nods*

39. have you ever made-out with someone:  *nods*

40. are you loopy: Not really. only on special occasions

41. have you ever broke any bones: yeah im my finger when i chopped it off

42. if so, which ones: oh, i just said that

43. how often do you shower: most days

44. which group do you hang out with at school: the popular but not ‘POPULAR’ group. The people who laugh at the POPULAR people for copying eachother and being completely vain and idiotic lol

45. do you get good grades: I got 4 A*s 4 As and 2 Bs in my GCSEs. i dont think i did so well this year lol

46. do you always get in trouble: well…i am a lauren. it comes with the name

47. do you get along with your parents: yeah my mum pretty much all the time. me and my dad squabble all the time but i love him anyway

48. are you gonna go to college: yuhuh

49. who is your best girl friend: erm…Rachel Stevens/Rachel Hubbard 

50. who is your best boy friend: Henry/ Jason

51. who do you talk to the most on the phone: I don’t really…

52. who do you talk to the most on the net: Henry Jason Ashley Danny

53. do you like email or snail mail better: email

54. do you like gold or silver jewelry: silver

55. have you ever prank called a 1-800 number: *giggles* yeah me and my friends used to do it all the time

56. have you ever tried to impress your crush and ended up embarrassing yourself: of course!! lol

57. what are you most afraid of: moths and any other flying animals

58. are you weird: i like to think so

59. how long does it take you to get ready for school: about an hour 

60. do you have a crush: *goes red* yes

61. what are their names: well Jason obviously…Gordon…Ollie.

62. do they like you: Jason does and Ollie does. but Gord doesn’t lol

63. do you like coffee: i like cappucinos

64. if not, how come: i do 

65. what is the longest you have went out with someone: 4 years

66. do you regret it: yes. from age 13 – 17. he took over my life

67. how do you know the person who sent this to you: i took it from a diary.

Where…

68. where do you want to live?Germany? Manchester? I dunno

69. where is the most fun place to go? drinking with my buddies. no matter where

70. where do you want to meet your husband/wife? *shrugs*

71. where do you want to go heaven or hell? i dont believe in heaven and hell

72. where do you want to get married? traditional english church (even though i dont believe in god)

 

 

What…

 

73. Do you like to do? eat drink sleep talk

74. was the most fun retreat/trip you ever went on? greece with my friends.

75. friend is always there? henry was

76. relative sends you the most money for Christmas? I dont really get money. I get prezzies. But if i had to say someone I’d say my aunt and uncle

77. do you like about your church or school cliques? well i dont go to church and as for the school cliques…*shrugs*

78. do you want to be when you grow up?optician but i dont think im gonna

79. do you want your husbands/wife name to be? lol, I don’t care

80. is your favorite sport? football to watch. rounders to play

81. is your favorite piece of clothing? my jeans. or my big pink gypsie skirt i wear for work 

 

 

Have you, in the last 24 hrs…

 

82. Cried? yes…like 20 mins ago

83. gotten in major trouble? no

84. cut your hair? No

85. ate a meal? i had a bowl of chips for lunch…and i had a bowl of salad before i went to the hospital. but i guess i didnt have a real dinner

86. hugged someone? no

87. kissed someone? no

88. made a new friend? No (this is getting depressing…my day sucked lol)

89. lost something? i dont think so.

 

 

Have you ever…

 

90. Been so drunk you passed out? yuhuh man that was bad

91. gone out in public in your pajamas? yeah i had to go pick up a friend from the hospital at like 4 in the morning and take him to the trainstation…and i was dared to go down the street at a sleepover. and im sure i did when i was little

92. had an imaginary friend? i dont thinkso.

93. cried during a chick flick? how could i not? 

94. owned a new kids on the block cd? lol er no

95. gotten in a car accident? yep

96. liked someone so much you cried? *nods*

97. cussed when your parents were around? sure

98. told your sister/brother he/she was a bitch? lol no…if i called him a bitch he would just laugh.

99. sung in front of the mirror? nope

100. made faces in the mirror? Yep

101. spent more than one hour on your hair? I am a girl of course i have

102. sleep-walked/talked in your sleep? nope

103. watched a scary movie and couldn’t sleep all night? not aaalll night.  

104. gone caroling? Yeah even though i wasnt allowed to. my pare

nts banned it. ive never been trick or treating though. well once without my parents knowing.

 

 

Movies…

 

105. what is the funniest movie you ever saw? *shrugs* im not that into films 

106. what is the stupidest movie? Punch Drunk Love. it just doesnt make sense

107. which movie could you watch over and over? Queen of the Damned. Black Hawk Down Green Mile Saving Private Ryan GHOST! oh my Ghost.

108. what was the last movie you saw? Clueless

109. who do you go to the movies with? friends. sometimes me my mum and my crazy nan go together

110. what movie made you cry the most? Ghost

111. did you like titanic? not that much

 

 

If you were stranded on an island…

 

112. who would you take? Jason

113. who would you take if you only had two people you could bring? Jason and…someone who can fly a helicopter

114. what three things would you bring? a helicopter deodrant a book. a long book

115. what island would you want to be stranded on? kefalonia. its beautiful

116. what animal would you kill for food? im a veggie…but if i HAD to…*sigh* i dunno. no i cant pick. i wouldnt.

117. would you write on the sand? ‘i love you’ to Jason. coz noone can see it if they fly over anyway 

118. would you panic or relax? panic lol…well i guess not if kefalonia coz theres people there lol 

 

 

Would you ever…

 

119. Jump out of a plane? Sure

120. kiss your best guy friend (or if you’re a guy .girl friend)? yeah i guess so

121. go bungee jumping? Id love to

122. stay in your room for a whole day? who hasnt done that?

123. go in the snow without clothes? i dont think i would do that one…no… 

124. skinny dip? sure

125. drink salt water? i do when i have ulcers (sp?) 

126. touch road kill? NO

127. take a job even if it meant you’d be away from your guy (or girl)? Well I guess so if it meant that much to me 

128. smile at your worst enemy? I always do *grins* then they feel stupid for scowling 

129. play 8,000 bowling games in one night? is that possible?

130. go to Reno to get married? no 

131. gamble? sure

132. have a make-out party? lol yeah how funny would that be?

133. throw a party without your parents? erm…yes

134. go to a foreign country? *giggles* i guess so

135. fly a plane? erm…i suppose

 

 

Who…

 

136. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? my parents 

137. if you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of your life and you could take one person? Jason?

138. on this earth, who would you take? would i take where? Im confused

139. who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed with? There isn’t anyone lol. im annoyed easily. My dog i possibly could but thats not a person

140. if you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing who would be the first person you would call? an ambulance?

141. let’s say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week but you can pick the person but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life no getting out of it, who would you pick? i wouldnt. id run away. im too young for that

142. what if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? Someone beautiful and happy

 

 

What…

 

143. What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? wank!

144. if all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be? id like to be the best friend in the world

145. if you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change? my selfishness

146. what is your dream career? optician…

147. what is the one thing you just have to do before you die? i dunno. 

148. if you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be? the spice girls 

149. what is the thing you care about most in your life? jason *smiles* oh…thing…erm…my laptop lol

 

 

Which one…

 

150. Winter or summer? Winter

151. The beach or the mountains? Mountains

152. pop or punk? punk

153. rock or rap? Rock

154. new york or l.A.? *shrugs* never been to either

155. milk chocolate or dark chocolate? i dont like chocolate

156. dogs or cats? Dogs

157. britney or christina? xtina obviously

158. leno or letterman? *shrugs*

159. mtv or vh1? Mtv

160. country or classical? Country

161. day or night? Night

162. lake or ocean? Lake

163. waffles or pancakes? waffles

164. soccer or football? Football…but im english so i guess i mean soccer

165. baseball or swimming? Swimming

166. chocolate or vanilla? vanilla

167. sugar or spice? Sugar

168. grisham or canyon vista? erm *shrugs*

169. eminem-please stand up or please shut up? stand up!! coz he’s funny and fit as

 

 

Random…

 

170. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? The Grudge omg

171. if you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like? beautiful but not stuck up. caring but confident

172. if you won the lottery what would you do with your, let’s say, 18 million dollars? well change it into pounds and then buy my parents a massive house and my bro.treat my grandparents to whatever they wanted. send people on holidays. buy jason and my friends things. pay for uni.

173. what is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? oh man, i dunno. tripped over at the front of assembly when i was dancing around in a skirt with all my friends in like year 5?

 

 

Have you ever…

 

174. Fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? yeah…coz he tripped me up 

175. run into a wall? only on purpose…jokingly

176. sleep walked? No

177. gone skinny-dipping? no

178. kissed someone of the same sex? yes

179. snuck out of the house at night? yes

180. gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? No

181. laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? *giggles uncontrolably* why yes 

182. started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn’t swallow? lolol yes

183. swallow a bug? Not knowingly 

184. have you ever actually kept a new year’s resolution? Nope

185. if so what was it? ———–

186: had sex? yes

 

 

~*~*would you ever*~*~

 

187. eat bugs purposely? how much you payin?

188. commit a crime?*shrugs* underage drinking and drugs doesnt count, right?

189. change your religion? i dont have a religion so i cnat change it 

190. lie to your parents?anyone who says they dont is lying to the god of surveys and they should be hung

191. jump over a waterfall? omg how cool would that be

192. change clothes in front of an open window? i do.

193. dress up as the opposite sex for an important event? why would i do that? 

194. go out at night dressed in something like a black trench coat and sunglasses? again…why?

195. sing a harmonized duet in front of 500 strangers? no doubt it. i cant sing

196. tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you? sure

~*~*have you ever*~*~

 

197. lied to your parents about something really important? yes…

198. have your life threatened? no

199. stumbled across fbi secrets online? lolol no…gay ass question

200. stayed up until the morning light talking online? mmmhmm you havent lived until you do that. but you shouldnt do it all the time *glares at Henry*

201. made people give you really weird glances? Of course

202. if yes, how? by giving them weird glances. or generally mucking around with my friends. or taking the piss out of tem and acting like i dont know they are there

203. read a Shakespeare play? of course

204. talked in your sleep? havent you already asked this? 

205. what did you say?i said havent you already asked this? oh…you meant in my sleep

206. sung at a karaoke bar? Yeah lol

 

 

**love/like**

 

207. who do you have a crush on: Jason Ollie Gord 

208. have you ever gone out with them: I’m with Jason. Ive been with Ollie and no to Gord 

209. have you ever kissed them: Yes to Jason and Ollie

210. do you wanna kiss them: Yes to Jason. No to Ollie and Gord coz im with jason

211. what is the farthest you have gone with a guy/girl: lol erm…all the way?