Jason, fancydress, ‘fit 6th former’

Guess i should make an entry. Me and Jason are going well. 3weeks tomorrow lol.  Phil told Jason i selfharm. i know he was just trying to let Jason know what he was getting into. and he was only trying to help. but, i kinda wish i coulda told Jason in my own time. he doesnt even know me that well. or, he didnt when phil told him. and he knew for like a week before i found out he knew. and i was only told because i asked Phil whether Jason would freak out. i was a little pissed off with that but, hey ho, il get over it. Jason seems ok. Phil said he would avoid the subject and be uncomfortable blah blah blah but he was ok. weve talked about it couple of times since and he’s asked questions and found out what he wanted to. he’s given me some advice (which was actually pretty good) and its ok. he’s starting to understand i think. anyway. me and jason = *applauds*

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Red nose day = fancy dress for 6thformers. i didnt bother because im a boring fart but some of the peoples costumes were pretty good lol. Gordon…lololololololol. he is like, over 6 foot and really stocky. he came in a clowns outfit. he had to wear jeans underneath because the legs only reached to like the middle of his shins. then he had a massive curly wig on and clowns hat so he was like over 7 foot. so so scary lol. certain points in the day were hilarious. you glanced round and the 7 foot clown (with face painted) was just sitting there with a really serious face. SO funny. yeah…i guess you had to be there.

endresz came as an evil fairy. He is the coolest guy in the world. i cant really describe him. he had this skin tight black and purple dress on and a wand and black and white striped over the knee socks then his big trainers. lordy i love him.

Hubbard was Mary Poppins.  Ella came as a police woman and her best friend Emil;y came as a robber and had a swag bag and black and white striped top and black eye mask and hat. SO funny. Twin Chris i thought was in slightly bad taste. he was meant to be an army guy but with his balaclava he looked like a terrorist. mmm..

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Playing for success is this thing i do after school on a Friday. i help a teacher entertain some very loud year 8 boys before they go and play basketball. we’re supposed to do a lesson teaching them something and base it around basketball but we couldnt really be bothered. we managed to get rid of most of them by offering them to the caretaker to help him and i was left with a few of them. One of them needed to ask me something about the work but couldnt remember my name and i dont like them calling me ‘Miss’ so he called me ‘Fit 6th Former’. lol i was liek rolling on the floor and so was the woman i teach with. so then he decided to try and chat me up. Miss holmes told him hed have to do better than calling me fit to chat me up "Ive lost my number can i have yours?" we rewarded him for his effort lol but it still wasnt good enough. We only had like 6 boys left in the class so i wasnt too embarrassed lol. they all started working together to think up ways to chat me up. i told him older girls like sensitive guys so his next attempt (after asking me how to display his sensitivity) was "Will you go out with me? I’m sensitive".

Miss Holmes was telling him that i have a boyfriend and that he wont be very happy with him hitting on me lol. His last attempt (after the 6 boys spent 5 mins sitting in front of me whispering then falling into fits of laughter and the boy chatting me up openly refused to say what they were telling him to) was "You’re tits are too large. Let me compress them". whilst i was rolling on the floor (but trying to to laugh coz i should be a teacher telling them off) miss holmes came back in the room and asked what he said,. He said it again and she hid her laughter and made him apologise to me. lololololololololol lord.

thank god theres only one week left of playing for success with theses guys. Im assuming the name ‘fit 6th former’ will last

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got driving lesson on monday taht my parents are forcing me to do. im pissed off.

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Purple Eyeshadow xx