Caught

I think I have a bit of an exhibitionist streak. It’s not that I actually want someone like sitting there watching me have sex or something (if I knew there was someone watching, it would make me self-conscious, although if I was turned on enough I’d probably be ok), but having sex in places where I could get caught turns me on for some reason. Actually getting caught….mostly just embarrassing, as I discovered today.

I’ve been getting pretty frustrated with the inability to have a "date night" with Noah ever, due to Baby’s refusal to take a bottle (so I can’t leave her with a babysitter for the evening or something). So I decided today that I could at least maybe leave her for an hour, so Josh (my playgroup friend) offered to hang out with her so I could surprise Noah at work and bring him lunch and at least have a very quick date that way.

So I made up a little basket with some "picnic food" and took it to his office, and he thought that was great. And we didn’t actually manage to eat any of the food, because he mentioned that he’s never had sex in an office before, and that seemed like a much better idea than eating. 🙂

Anyway, neither of us thought to lock his door when I got there, which was a mistake. And his coworker walked in without knocking (which seems like a stupid thing to do, anyway! It always drove me crazy when I was working and had my door closed and people opened it without knocking. Who does that??). It wouldn’t have been so bad if I had just been on top of him in his chair or something, and had most of my clothes on…but I had none of my clothes on, was facing the door, and Noah’s coworker (who I have to make small talk with at a Christmas party this weekend) definitely saw everything. So fucking embarrassing.

The guy just said "whoa, sorry!" and closed the door. And I’m hoping he didn’t then go and tell all the other guys, but he probably did.

Noah didn’t seem to care at all, and wanted to keep going (I made him lock the door first, though!).

Anyway, I was mostly kind of surprised by my reaction to getting caught, because I would have thought it would turn me on, and it totally didn’t. I think maybe it’s because it was someone I know in a non-sexual context? I’m not sure. It’s not the first time I’ve had someone see me having sex, but I guess the other times it was people I didn’t know so it wasn’t embarrassing.

Impromptu lunch dates seem like they could work, though. It was really, really nice to spend some time with Noah outside of our apartment, and just kind of act like horny teenagers for a little while.