Cute :]

Thought this was rather cute and funny!

A poem for girls…

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don’t go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass .

My beauty’s a masterpiece, & yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I’m wrong.
I don’t drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don’t have a problem,
admitting I’m lost.

I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I’m usually late.

I don’t watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don’t need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won’t lose my hair,
I don’t get jock itch.
And just cause I’m assertive,
Don’t call me a bitch.

Don’t say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry’s best.
Look at me you idiot…
Not at my chest????

I don’t have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you’re lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON’T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you PRICK!?!