Batty

Hello everyone,

I don’t really have much to report. Just figured I’d try to talk about more stuff here on my OD.

Yesterday and today I didn’t really do much. Just watched TV and movies and played games.

Last night close to midnight I was the only one up, and I was surfing through the channels and I saw a movie that had Anne Hathaway in it. Get Smart. So I put that on, because Anne Hathaway is gorgeous to me.

Anyways, I’m sitting there watching the movie and suddenly I see… something… just fly by in front of the TV screen. I thought to myself that this had to be the hugest moth I have ever seen. Then I look up and above me is this giant… thing doing circles in the air. So I try to focus my eyes on it… and guess what it was?

A bat.

A bat was in our living room. Hahaha.

So I got up and walked backwards out of the room, keeping my eye on the bat, and it flew into the dining room. So I shut the dining room door and trapped him in there for the night.

Then I told Mom and Dad and went to bed, dreaming of beautiful Anne Hathaway.

When I woke up this morning Dad said he let the bat out. It was sitting in our sink.

That is so crazy. How did a Bat get into our house? Why didn’t we see it this whole time it was in the house?

If I had to guess, it stayed hidden in the house until I killed all the lights near midnight, then it started flying in loops.

So… I guess this means there is a Bat Cave near Riggs Manor… Hrm… I should become a super hero. I bet ya Anne Hathaway is attracted to super heroes.

… Yea.

The despicable things I would do this woman… I am going to Hell. LOL.